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>Be Me
>Live in Pallet Town, Kanto
>Study random Pokemon in Viridian forest and write down whatever comes to mind after smoking to get easy grant money
>Granson keeps getting on my ass
>So baked I can't even remember his name
>Get ready to head out of town and meet my dealer
>See that weird Red kid about to walk into the weeds
>Decide to do one good deed for the day and stop him
>Science community gave me some free pokemon but don't wanna take care of them
>Decide to give him one, see if I can sell him on being a trainer to get him out of town so I can bang his Mom
>Take him back to my 'lab'
>Give him a choice out of a newt, shrub, and bath toy
>Takes Grass-type, must be a smoker too
>Grandson barges in, says it's his turn and steals the Fire-type
>God my Grandson is an asshole
>Suddenly remember his name is Asshat
>They suddenly battle, close but Red Kid uses a potion and cheeses Asshat
>Asshat whines before running off
>Red kid looks at me with a weird look, a vacant 1000 years stare before walking off, only in straight diagonal lines
>Have him come back twenty minutes later, gives me my package
>How did know my dealer?
>Walk off again
>Suddenly get a call from a friend up the road saying they found hundreds of dead Ratattas
>Says they have vine Mark's
>mfw
Guys, what do I do? I don't want this stuff tracing back to me. How do I keep people from thinking I supplied the rat nazi with a pokemon?
>Live in Pallet Town, Kanto
>Study random Pokemon in Viridian forest and write down whatever comes to mind after smoking to get easy grant money
>Granson keeps getting on my ass
>So baked I can't even remember his name
>Get ready to head out of town and meet my dealer
>See that weird Red kid about to walk into the weeds
>Decide to do one good deed for the day and stop him
>Science community gave me some free pokemon but don't wanna take care of them
>Decide to give him one, see if I can sell him on being a trainer to get him out of town so I can bang his Mom
>Take him back to my 'lab'
>Give him a choice out of a newt, shrub, and bath toy
>Takes Grass-type, must be a smoker too
>Grandson barges in, says it's his turn and steals the Fire-type
>God my Grandson is an asshole
>Suddenly remember his name is Asshat
>They suddenly battle, close but Red Kid uses a potion and cheeses Asshat
>Asshat whines before running off
>Red kid looks at me with a weird look, a vacant 1000 years stare before walking off, only in straight diagonal lines
>Have him come back twenty minutes later, gives me my package
>How did know my dealer?
>Walk off again
>Suddenly get a call from a friend up the road saying they found hundreds of dead Ratattas
>Says they have vine Mark's
>mfw
Guys, what do I do? I don't want this stuff tracing back to me. How do I keep people from thinking I supplied the rat nazi with a pokemon?
