HONK
HONK
HOOOOONK
I have an announcement everybody!!!! HONK Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! HONK HONK

>*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!!
>*sprays water from fake flower*
The biggest...
>*slaps you with rubber chicken*
most amazing announcement
>*pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan*
you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready for..
>*takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it*
The announcement....
>*starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat*
to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And THAT announcement...
>*gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out*
is gonna be coming to you..
*pulls out gun*
NOW!!!!
>"Bang!" *flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK
presses a coconut pie into your face

And there it is!