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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 02:55:38 No.42979022 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>42979163 >>42979427 >>42979441 >>42979911

imagine if your house was infested with Pheromosa haha

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 02:56:07 No.42979026 Report

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ha ha whoops my house burned down how did that happen

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 02:57:29 No.42979036 Report

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>cockroaches but they can kill you
no thanks

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 02:58:23 No.42979040 Report

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>cockroaches but they'll stomp on my peepee
yes please

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 03:11:44 No.42979138 Report

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>5'11 cockroaches running around
My penis is scared.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 03:14:05 No.42979163 Report

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>>42979022
At that point they fucking own the house, I'm out.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 03:53:49 No.42979427 Report

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>>42979022
Pheromosa Moon Dex
>One of the Ultra Beasts. It refuses to touch anything, perhaps because it senses some uncleanness in this world.
If your home is dirty venipede will move in, if it's clean pheromosa will move in. Other then seeing one directly, what are the signs that pheromosa may be living somewhere?

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 03:54:34 No.42979434 Report

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>>42979427
Oh my god, there's no winning.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 03:55:36 No.42979441 Report

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>>42979022
I want them both to use my face as a doormat.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 03:56:54 No.42979446 Report

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>>42979138
>5'11"
>My house being infested with cockroaches bigger than me
And i though I had Entomophobia before good lord

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 04:27:44 No.42979635 Report

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>>42979434
>Be a neat freak
>Find out you have a Pheromosa infestation
>3 of them have remarkably found enough space to live inside your walls
>Try to find a trainer to get rid of them, but any strong enough to deal with them are too expensive to hire right now
>Start working overtime
>The pheromosa seem to notice you've caught on because they don't even try to hide anymore.
>Get sick and have to stay home
>The pheromosa seem genuinely worried about you
>The tallest one starts watch over you and bring you food in bed
>A few days in and all three of them are working together to make sure you feel comfortable
>When you recover they don't hide at all anymore
>Why were you trying to get rid of them in the first place?
>The next day you get home from work early to get a warm welcome from 3 pheramosa
>Feels nice
>A few days later look up the price for beast balls
>Start working overtime again

I think pheromosa moving in is winning.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 04:33:12 No.42979664 Report

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>>42979635
I'm gay and this is still based.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 05:12:04 No.42979911 Report

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>>42979022
I'd turn on the fan and they'll all fucking die.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 06:27:37 No.42980305 Report

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>>42979635
Pure

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 06:28:07 No.42980307 Report

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 06:31:36 No.42980320 Report

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Imagine if Genesect was just a Pheremosa wearing armor.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2020 09:39:55 No.42981136 Report

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roach cunny

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