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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 08:35:56 No.42999525 View View Reply Original Report

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they should have know they can't keep this a secret.
grab it while it's hot lads, before they take it down.
https://mega.nz/#!scRSBCqQ!hwVVxk5NeKFFHwRL60oy2VbqTFl7yTFPp6zlfeOdTg0

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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 08:36:42 No.42999532 Report

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>>42999525
Thanks for the free dolphin porn

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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 08:37:01 No.42999533 Report

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What is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 08:52:23 No.42999607 Report

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I'm not into reading
someone post TLDR

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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 09:05:02 No.42999677 Report

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>>42999607
apparently it's how to fuck a lopunny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 09:40:38 No.42999867 Report

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>>42999677
Well, how do you do it? Don't leave us hanging there, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 10:10:30 No.42999997 Report

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>>42999677
Well, how DO you fuck a Lopunny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 10:20:54 No.43000064 Report

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>>42999867
>>42999997
It's complicated, you might have to read the whole thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 19:08:47 No.43002840 Report

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>>42999525
Thank you anon, this'll come in handy

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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 19:12:00 No.43002861 Report

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>>42999525
how autistic do you have to be to write something this long about sexual relationships with a fictional rabbit monster

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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 19:18:30 No.43002905 Report

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lmao at that last page

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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 19:24:09 No.43002944 Report

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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 19:30:31 No.43002973 Report

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>>42999525
>We suspect more perverse readers skipped directly into this section, ignoring the
above ones.
you got me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 20:33:49 No.43003371 Report

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>>43002861
Really? Are you really surprised about that on /vp/ of all places?

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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 22:52:48 No.43004345 Report

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>>42999525
more academic pokephilia when

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 23:10:29 No.43004473 Report

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Never change, /vp/

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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2020 23:13:07 No.43004504 Report

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>>42999525
>bait me with such phrases like "can't keep this a secret" and "get it before it gets taken down"
>think it's leaked info on future of Gen 8
>instead it's how to fug a Lopunny

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 00:18:58 No.43004946 Report

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>>42999525
Fine read. Minimal amount of errors here and there, but it's nothing for the sake of the detail provided. This board is in desperate need of more good autism like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 02:42:58 No.43005989 Report

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>>43004504
Everything went better than expected then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 04:00:07 No.43006427 Report

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Very nice thesis paper. You and the guy running the tournaments are saving this board.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 06:58:44 No.43007243 Report

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>>42999525
Isn't there a vaporeon one as well?

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 07:17:32 No.43007304 Report

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>>42999525
>Lastly there is the Galar region and Kanto region, which are both very strict in the natural preservation of their ecosystem, actively refusing the introduction of foreign species and neither of them accepts Lopunny into the region in the first place.

Fuck, you got me. I had a sad laugh.
Kudos, your autism power level is to be worshipped.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 09:27:58 No.43007649 Report

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>>42999525
What about Unova? Land of the free? Home of the gays? Surely we can fuck our Lopunny just like our founding fathers intended when they left the tyranny of Galar, right?

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 09:45:55 No.43007685 Report

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So /vp/, what towns/cities do you think are the poképhelia havens the document mentions?

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 12:03:23 No.43008071 Report

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>>42999999
>>43000000

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 15:33:21 No.43009075 Report

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>>43007649
Well Unova is based on the USA and the USA is well known for being a legal tomfuckery. So I'd say in that case the legality of pokephillia is individualized by city, and could change on a whim.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 15:53:28 No.43009183 Report

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>>43004504
Not OPs problem that you were a fucking retard.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 18:09:37 No.43010013 Report

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>>43009075
Time to move to southeast Unova then. I’m sure it’s secluded from the rest of Unova for a good reason.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 18:18:27 No.43010062 Report

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>>43007649
what founding fathers? You mean the european kings the unova backstory was based on? Or perhaps the taoism dragons?
Unova doesn't care about freedom they care about truth and ideals
>>43009075
Unova was based on lots of things, that was the point you retard.
It's japanese, and french, and chinese, and egyptian, and british.
The actual american influence is rather small.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 18:20:24 No.43010074 Report

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>>43007649
there was no tyranny of galar, unova and galar have zero story connections.
The unova backstory is based entirely on the european creation myth with some chinese taoism thrown in.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 18:24:29 No.43010093 Report

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>>43010062
>>43010074
Still seething about isshu not being based on shanghai, chang?

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 18:32:07 No.43010134 Report

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>>42999525
are there any more of these?

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 18:42:53 No.43010193 Report

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>>43010134
A vaporeon one exists somewhere apparently

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 18:58:19 No.43010292 Report

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>>43010134
Do we even know where these are coming from?

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 19:03:46 No.43010323 Report

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>>43010062
>Unova was based on lots of things
Yes and that's exactly why it's not only based on USA, but rather New York.

You're probably american and uncultured yourself so allow me to remind you that the fucking UNITED NATIONS is situated in the fucking midtown of Manhattan in New York. And guess what part of the United States is Unova based off? New York is also said to contain at least one person of every single nationality of the world precisely for that very reason.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 19:08:21 No.43010350 Report

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>>43010134
>>43010193
no, I actually made it myself on a whim. I used that for the OP to, you know, get into the unfiction vibe. Been thinking of following up with another one if people liked it, perhaps one for Gardevoir but I kinda don't want to try and come up with what sort of organs an "Amorphous" might have or the biology behind it. If any of you feel you're up for the autism to try to give an academic approach at fugging your favorite mon, go ahead I encourage it.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 19:35:39 No.43010559 Report

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>>43010350
Gardevoir is now both in the human like egg group and in the amorphus egg group, so it could be interesting the idea of gardevoir having "two" ways to reproduce, one more phisical and one more "spiritual" and how both combines during sex

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 19:44:21 No.43010616 Report

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>>43010350
>I kinda don't want to try and come up with what sort of organs an "Amorphous" might have or the biology behind it.
I mean you don't need to look farther than the other pokemon in the egg group. Muk, Swalot, Solosis, Jellicent, etc.
All are invertebrates, slimes or ghosts (with the exception of some random fish pokemon) so you can start by looking at their real life equivalents. Slugs still have your typical organs but also have some dedicated mucus makers and such. Slimes are generally seen in fiction as being giant amoeba so creatures like Muk or Swalot are probably a mix of animal organs and cell organelles. Jellyfish are essentially just living nerve systems and reproductive organs.
Ghosts are more of a spiritual thing and I think that sort of thing would work better when you're talking about their behavior.

Likewise Gardevoir seems like they would be invertebrates as well. Psychic abilities generally are seen as a form of advanced neural activity and their chest spike is apparently a manifestation of their heart. So while gardevoir would have some typical animal organs, I bet they'd also have much more advanced nerve systems and neural capacity.
You can look to the spiritual nature of the egg group to explain their upright position despite lacking a spine. Maybe their form is a manifestation of their bonding and caring nature so they can relate better to humans.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 21:35:50 No.43011399 Report

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Hello
This guide has been enlightening for me.
However, I am a visual learner so images will make your information retain better.
If possible, could people share images relevant to the document, especially ones about Lopunny anatomy and reproduction?
Thank you.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 21:36:59 No.43011410 Report

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>>43010559
>Gardevoir is now both in the human like egg group and in the amorphus egg group
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>>43010616
Perhaps their bodies don't have proper skeleton and are rather purely sustained through psychic energy... or rather, since they also happen to be human-like, they do have a similar structure to mammals but since their psychic power puts most of the work on their bodily functions their bones and muscle are very underdeveloped. Guess it's back to the Microsoft Word for me.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 22:27:20 No.43011718 Report

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>>43011399
This isn't the place for that.

>>>/trash/28830699

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2020 23:49:12 No.43012286 Report

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>>43011410
I am looking forward to see it

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Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 03:01:56 No.43013652 Report

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Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 03:35:05 No.43013793 Report

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Great read. I still prefer my humans.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 04:07:26 No.43013981 Report

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>>43011410
Glad I could help!

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Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 08:25:28 No.43015223 Report

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Would Lopunny be good mothers?

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Anonymous Wed 11 Mar 2020 08:46:48 No.43015334 Report

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>>43015223
Protective but I imagine they don’t get a lot of one on one time with their kids because of the sheer number of children

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