>>43042695Flygon is nice. I imagine it'd be difficult to get through doors, but being able to fly and having those nice, protective goggles built-in would be super useful some days.
>>43040670Of course they would, that's how you trick them out of their suspicion.
>get tf'd into Serperior>adapting well>photosynthesis has its benefits>show up at my latest mark's house>invites me in, it's a fucking pigsty>tell him to take a shower or I'm not eating him>Sweet Scent the room and put something on his computer's CTRL key to keep it awake>get paid, make show of holding up any hundreds to the light>doesn't matter if they're counterfeit but it's best that he thinks it does>if they are, even better that he thinks he's getting away with it>eat him>copy various files and stuff onto USB keys>take the key to his place>casually tell him I'm robbing him blind>enjoy indignant autism struggles useless against a body that's mostly muscle>return with a large bag or other container>rob him blind>look for another mark on /vp/, home of the horniest dummies and dumbest horndogs 
