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>>43041342
>>43041352
>>43041400
All correct. Remember, battling performance is directly correlated with physical affection. You owe it to your bros to be their cum dump so they can be the best that they can be.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 17:10:43 No.43041490 Report

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>>43041470
based

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 17:12:27 No.43041501 Report

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>>43041470
That's why men should only train female pokemon

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 17:14:03 No.43041511 Report

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>>43041501
also based

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 17:22:41 No.43041579 Report

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>>43041339
In Sinnoh they marry them, in Orre and Alola they fuck them.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 17:24:30 No.43041595 Report

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>>43041339
Yes, now i have a family of 1 one rabbit wife and 16 rabbit childrens, 2 more in the way, 1 from my rabbit wife and another from my rabbit daughter, who also became my rabbit wife
Now i need 3 jobs just to feed them

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 18:08:39 No.43041836 Report

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>>43041595
Based

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 18:09:36 No.43041841 Report

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>>43041339
only degenerates

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 18:10:08 No.43041847 Report

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>>43041579
and Galar

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 18:14:16 No.43041891 Report

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>>43041595
This was an entertaining read. And the part about the rabbit daughter turned me on more than the original rabbit wife... not sure how I feel about myself after that.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 18:14:38 No.43041896 Report

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>>43041501
I mostly agree, except a male Inteleon would also be good to have as a wingman.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 18:36:14 No.43042067 Report

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>>43041352
It's the only way for Grimmsnarl to reproduce.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 18:38:47 No.43042097 Report

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>>43041339
Of course

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 18:42:31 No.43042145 Report

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>>43041339
No if that was the case every 3rd NPC would be talking about their poke GF/BF

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 18:43:37 No.43042154 Report

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>>43042145
You are a kid.No sex talk with kids.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 18:43:36 No.43042155 Report

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>>43041891
Not going to lie, the thought of breeding a shiny daughter with my waifu, fully-evolving her and having kinky threesomes with her and her mother makes me diamonds.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 20:19:03 No.43042985 Report

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>>43042155
More.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 20:31:15 No.43043094 Report

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 20:34:08 No.43043118 Report

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Look at this creature:
>She is bounded whit you to follow any rule without question.
>Can communicate telepathically whit you.
>Can feel your emotions.
>Will protect you no matter the cost.
>Will sacrifice itself for you if necessary.
>Will always be loyal no matter the awful trainer it has.
If you don't end up caring about it's well being, if you don't care about what it feels, and don't care to appreciate it, then, what do you have it?
But who cares though?, Pokemons aren't real, but You could make it kind of real whit a tulpa

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 20:50:06 No.43043257 Report

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>>43043118
>Self-imposed schizophrenia
No thanks.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 20:51:55 No.43043274 Report

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>>43043118
Tulpa is what people call imaginary friends now?

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 20:54:43 No.43043301 Report

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>>43041352
Woof

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 20:55:15 No.43043308 Report

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I would if they were real

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 21:01:51 No.43043370 Report

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>>43043257
tulpa

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 21:05:37 No.43043400 Report

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>>43043370
Imaginary friend

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 21:10:52 No.43043440 Report

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>>43043274
No they’re worse since they’re independent and you can’t just imagine them away once you make them

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 21:23:16 No.43043514 Report

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>>43041339
How? They're not real.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 21:28:24 No.43043549 Report

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>>43043370
>>43043440
>that anon who made a Peridot tulpa a while back and posted about it on /x/

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2020 21:28:47 No.43043552 Report

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I'm gonna pretend this isn't just another coomer thread and say maybe? We have multiple cases of people having the hots for Pokemon and it not being treated as weird whatsoever, so that's a pretty fucking big mark in pokefuckers' favor.

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