>>43051893You have never heard the legend of The Simipour Fucker? It's not a story most fags on /vp/ would tell you. The simipour fag was a degenerate like no other, so powerful and so skillful he could fuck anything and everything within reach of his autistic hands... He had such knowledge of sewing, he could even keep the roasties away from his Chad genes through his incredible use of plushies.
