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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2020 23:41:15 No.43070267 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>43070282 >>43070289 >>43070438 >>43070597 >>43071180 >>43071353

>based on a football player
>can't learn dive
>can't learn fake tears
>can't learn swagger
This pokemon is such a failure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2020 23:43:25 No.43070282 Report

Quoted By: >>43070306 >>43070416 >>43070427 >>43070586 >>43070869 >>43071194 >>43071360 >>43071604 >>43071748 >>43071825 >>43071845

>>43070267
>football

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2020 23:44:21 No.43070289 Report

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>>43070267
Cinderace has cute feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2020 23:46:47 No.43070306 Report

Quoted By: >>43070575

>>43070282
Yeah, that sport where you constantly hit a ball with your foot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2020 23:59:57 No.43070416 Report

Quoted By: >>43070434

>>43070282
Lmao, fuck off Amerifag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 00:01:02 No.43070427 Report

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>>43070282
Yuropoor's BTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 00:01:50 No.43070434 Report

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>>43070416
Obsessed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 00:02:26 No.43070438 Report

Quoted By: >>43070487

>>43070267
Instead of Swagger it can learn Taunt, does it count? There's also Sucker Punch and Court Change for 'cheating' moves.
Plus Cinderace can learn three types of headbutt moves that cause flinch, pretty fitting for a football player.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 00:09:12 No.43070487 Report

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>>43070438
Taunt is fine but swagger it's what fits best. Sucker punch is just standard foul, nothing that defines football as much as what he's missing.
I guess I'll rename mine Zidane though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 00:21:59 No.43070575 Report

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>>43070306
That's futbol you swine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 00:23:31 No.43070582 Report

Quoted By: >>43070641 >>43070766 >>43070834 >>43071647

>based on women's football players, who actually play football

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 00:24:34 No.43070586 Report

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>>43070282
>handegg
>equivalent to football
Closest analogy is Rugby and even then you lot fucked it up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 00:25:45 No.43070597 Report

Quoted By: >>43071267

>>43070267
It could have been great

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 00:32:40 No.43070641 Report

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>>43070582
That would make sense. If they inverted the starter gender ratio.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 00:38:29 No.43070687 Report

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>>43070641

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Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 00:52:26 No.43070766 Report

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>>43070582
kek, no

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 01:01:50 No.43070834 Report

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>>43070582
You mean fail at football and then lose to highschool kids despite being professionals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 01:04:16 No.43070860 Report

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>>43070487
>I guess I'll rename mine Zidane though.
Based

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Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 01:04:55 No.43070869 Report

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>>43070282
>>43070434
shut up cringefat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 01:48:48 No.43071180 Report

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>>43070267
>dive
yes, most soccer/football/futbol players are able to phase into the ground at will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 01:50:24 No.43071194 Report

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>>43070282
SILENCE
AMERIFAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 01:59:59 No.43071267 Report

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>>43070597
this would been the best Smash addition ever too, but too bad its going to be generic kick bunny with a projectile, not Jet Kirby as a unique Smash moveset.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 02:02:15 No.43071285 Report

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>>43071180
Looking at them, I wouldn't be surprised if they could.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 02:11:56 No.43071353 Report

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>>43070267
Scorbunny is such a chad in the TCG though and everyone loves it
Has the most fanart by a mile

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Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 02:12:49 No.43071360 Report

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>>43070282

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Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 02:45:07 No.43071604 Report

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>>43070282
Based. Fuck soccer

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Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 02:49:42 No.43071634 Report

Quoted By: >>43071704

>football

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 02:51:03 No.43071647 Report

Quoted By: >>43071681

>>43070582
Even if you aren't mysoginyst, women do suck ass completely and unironically at football. That's why libtards and feminazis don't ever talk about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 02:55:45 No.43071681 Report

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>>43071647
Not in my country, really. But then again, I'm Argentinian, everyone here is born knowing how to play football basically. But yeah, even back at primary school girls would always play with boys and they actually liked it because they were just as competitive and skilled as them, and we have lots of local teams and matches. Can't speak for other places/countries but at least here they're actually good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 02:59:23 No.43071704 Report

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>>43071634
feels like i’m back on /sp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 03:06:20 No.43071748 Report

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>>43070282
American lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 03:15:52 No.43071825 Report

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>>43070282
cope
dilate
halve dex

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 03:18:23 No.43071845 Report

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>>43070282
based anon for turning this thread into an entirely different argument than what OP intended

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 04:56:31 No.43072349 Report

Quoted By: >>43073335

>>43070641
They’ll never do it because of how breeding works

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 10:33:04 No.43073335 Report

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>>43072349
I don't get it.

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