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What’s the strongest Pokémon you think you could beat in a fight

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 23:55:21 No.43099821 View View Reply Original Report

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Probably bellossom

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 23:57:14 No.43099840 Report

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>>43099821
Cutiefly?

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 23:57:36 No.43099844 Report

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probably like none of them

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 00:00:56 No.43099878 Report

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>>43099821
dreepy

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 00:13:31 No.43099990 Report

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>>43099821
Metagross

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 00:16:37 No.43100011 Report

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>>43099821
Shedinja

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 00:18:02 No.43100023 Report

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>>43099844
Came here to post this
Ash got rekt easily by a FUCKING PIDGEY

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 00:30:39 No.43100131 Report

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>>43100023
Ok? Not everyone is ash
I could probably take on girafarig, the fuck will it even do?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 00:33:33 No.43100149 Report

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>>43100131
Real giraffes kill even lions, good luck fighting a psychic thing

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 00:42:00 No.43100215 Report

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>>43100149
Lions are notorious for being retarded and Girafarig is a fucking manlet, 1.5m/5 feet tall
I know the head on Girafarig’s stiff tail stays awake to alert it to danger so as soon as I calmly walk up to it (I don’t think it would be afraid of a human) I’d snap the tail so the smaller head is dead and out of action, then jump on its back and slam my fists into its throat and hurt it’s esophagus, if a giraffes throat gets fucked up it could lead to serious health issues and having knuckles slamming wildly into your own throat doesn’t help
Try using psychic moves when you’re panicking in the jungle at 3am

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 00:43:51 No.43100228 Report

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>>43100131
>Not everyone is ash
Damn right. Ash would humble all of us.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 00:50:32 No.43100269 Report

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>>43100131
That thing could propably knock you out in one hit wtf. A psychic attack would do worse too
>>43099821
probably a pidgeotto or something. I've always figured first stage mons were barely stronger than their real life counterpart so fucking up a Pidgey would be easy. Beating up a a Pidgeot would be too hard tho, at that point I assume a bravebird could break my ribs and it's not as if I could dodge. After 350 bst we're looking at mons with either more fire power than I can handle or too bulky to reliably take down before they use some move that humans can't take like any fire or electric move. To put things into perspective I would assume a fully grown mans base stats to be around this:
HP: 65
Attack: 70
Defense: 45
Sp.Attack: 10
Sp.defense: 40
Speed: 75
This assumes the man is in good shape, if fat add 10 HP and take away 20 attack and speed

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 00:52:29 No.43100279 Report

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>>43100228
Holy shit, no wonder that man can take flame wheels from monferno, what a beast

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 00:58:05 No.43100322 Report

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>>43099821
I bet I could 5/10 a Ditto
>>43100279
>flame wheels
Pft. Imagine tanking a blast that levelled a large building without suffering any lasting damage. Anime humans in general are on a different level and Pokemon layers good old toon force on top of that.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 01:54:13 No.43100701 Report

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>>43099821
that dude is fine af

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 02:07:17 No.43100810 Report

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I think I could kick Smeargle's ass.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 02:14:41 No.43100876 Report

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>>43099821
The strongest I could probably beat would be seaking on land. Assuming no crazy moves most single stsge normals like spinda

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 02:21:57 No.43100941 Report

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>>43099821
YOU CHANGED BRO
WE KNOW BEST
YOU SUCK

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 02:26:29 No.43100979 Report

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>>43100228
Why is Ash so powerful? He might as well fight himself and it would be just as effective as him using Pokemon

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 03:02:03 No.43101256 Report

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>>43100979
Ash can't casually level mountains, so he still needs the help of his Pokemon.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 03:03:50 No.43101272 Report

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>>43099821
Spinda

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 03:04:10 No.43101276 Report

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>>43101256
>Just fucking levels that big ass rock
How in the fuck

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 03:08:28 No.43101314 Report

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>>43100228
>That sick flip he did after getting up the cliff
I firget ash has Chad like abilities

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 03:13:28 No.43101347 Report

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>>43100215
Holy based

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 03:46:58 No.43101539 Report

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every pokemon could easily kick my ass

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 03:49:31 No.43101551 Report

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>>43099821
Bewear, hands down.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 03:52:50 No.43101567 Report

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How tough is Lycanroc’s skin?
Could probably strangle one of them to death

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 03:59:31 No.43101589 Report

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>>43100228
Damn. I want Ash to dominate me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 04:16:24 No.43101667 Report

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>>43100228
Is this what 31 IVs look on a human?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 04:25:56 No.43101717 Report

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>>43099821
sudowoodo

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 04:26:28 No.43101720 Report

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>>43099844
Yeah even most route 1 shitmon are the equivalent of getting attacked by a jack Russel or an eagle, definitely enough to maim or gli d you if not kill you. If we're being realistic the best we could manage is a magikarp, or perhaps a cocoon mon if all they can do is harden. At a stretch, we could take out a slowpoke if we go by lore rather than game mechanics, since it's reaction time will be slow enough that we could whack it on the back of the head before it notices it's hurt.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 05:11:07 No.43101921 Report

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>>43100023
Ash is a 10 year old

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 06:15:05 No.43102163 Report

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>>43099878
This. Even a child could defeat it canonically

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