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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 18:41:15 No.43105331 View View Reply Original Report

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>Put in the human shaped egg group suddenly, despite getting no good egg moves out of it
What did GF mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 18:42:55 No.43105342 Report

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>>43105331
she not wants good moves, she only wants human dicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 18:43:28 No.43105349 Report

Quoted By: >>43107261 >>43109679

>>43105331
Plebs fap to Garde
Superior fags fap to the first queen, nidoqueen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 18:44:24 No.43105357 Report

Quoted By: >>43105363 >>43105372 >>43105396 >>43105427 >>43105578 >>43106294 >>43109607 >>43110180

Why does Gardevoir get memed into a hentaiwaifu even by the anime staff but Meloetta does not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 18:45:14 No.43105363 Report

Quoted By: >>43105427

>>43105357
Too short.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 18:46:07 No.43105372 Report

Quoted By: >>43105427

>>43105357
You have seen how small meloetta is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 18:47:36 No.43105384 Report

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>>43105331
I thought you were joking but it really happened wow. Gives me more justification for fapping to her then, thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 18:48:14 No.43105391 Report

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>>43105331
>Put in the human shaped egg group suddenly, despite getting no good egg moves out of it
It did allow Gallade to keep Knock off as an egg move, which is nice.

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sun 22 Mar 2020 18:48:43 No.43105396 Report

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>>43105357
Gardevoir came first. Also Meloetta's a mythical so Gardevoir has easier access.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 18:49:26 No.43105402 Report

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to give moves to someone else

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 18:51:33 No.43105424 Report

Quoted By: >>43105515 >>43105668

>>43105331
I just realized that this means that pic related is finally CANON.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 18:51:47 No.43105427 Report

Quoted By: >>43105469

>>43105357
Not enough distributions to make it available to everyone, seriously only Manaphy off the top of my head had less distribs over the years
>>43105363
>>43105372
>implying this doesn't make my rock hard peepee the iron hard peepee

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 18:55:18 No.43105469 Report

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>>43105427
Sup boogie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 18:59:44 No.43105515 Report

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>>43105424
>YFW no edgy samurai wife and cute chunni son

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 19:02:22 No.43105539 Report

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>>43105515
>You'll never be a kid again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 19:06:38 No.43105578 Report

Quoted By: >>43105602

>>43105357
>Mythical pokemon
Doomed from the start

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 19:09:12 No.43105602 Report

Quoted By: >>43105990 >>43106022

>>43105578
Well, it was distributed for everybody. Even pirates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 19:16:16 No.43105668 Report

Quoted By: >>43105700 >>43105741

>>43105424
>baby is a Pawniard
Does that mean the Gardevoir is male and the Bisharp is female?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 19:19:52 No.43105700 Report

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>>43105668
In the anime there is plenty of pokemon having babies of both species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 19:21:54 No.43105722 Report

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>>43105331
>What did GF mean by this?
That gardevoir is human-shaped?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 19:23:42 No.43105741 Report

Quoted By: >>43105785 >>43106406

>>43105668
No it means Gardevoir helped out the single Dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 19:27:13 No.43105785 Report

Quoted By: >>43106406

>>43105741
No, retard
Otherwise there wouldn't exist a single pokemon that was 100% male. The game just makes it that way because they are retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 19:47:37 No.43105990 Report

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>>43105602
Heres the difference

>Gardevoir is accessible by just playing the game
>Because it's not a box legend or mythical, it can be used almost anywhere

>Not everyone will have access to or even willing to hack a Meloetta in their game.
>Mythicals are usually banned in battle facilities and even official formats

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 19:50:44 No.43106022 Report

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>>43105602
Yeah but that still limits how you can obtain her. If she was a common pokemon, one would be able to find and use her ingame fairly easy. Even if she were to be a typical legendary type she would still be useful for most people's first time in the game and still be usable for official tournaments and those post game facilities. Being a mythical hurts people's chances of using and bonding with her like they can with more easily obtained pokemon as they have to wait for the pokemon to be distributed and by the time she is released, most people have completed the game and moved onto something else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 20:22:22 No.43106294 Report

Quoted By: >>43106369 >>43106376

>>43105357
Meloetta literally has the body of a child. With Gardevoir you can at least try ignoring height or pretending she's just short, but Meloetta's head is so massive you can't really see it as anything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 20:31:24 No.43106369 Report

Quoted By: >>43109210

>>43106294
>Meloetta has the body of a child
And this is a problem how? Boogie was a well known pedo, and half the pokegirl fanbase is pedos as well, even the illustrators themselves are pedos as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 20:32:06 No.43106376 Report

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>>43106294
>Meloetta literally has the body of a child

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 20:35:17 No.43106406 Report

Quoted By: >>43106432

>>43105741
Based

>>43105785
Cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 20:37:24 No.43106432 Report

Quoted By: >>43107193

>>43106406
>le cringe bro! give gold pls, follow me on twitter and youtube as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 20:39:05 No.43106444 Report

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>>43105331
They did it to appeal to waifufags. There's no other reason.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 20:48:43 No.43106528 Report

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>>43105331
>why is a human shaped pokemon in the human shaped egg group?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 22:08:13 No.43107193 Report

Quoted By: >>43107202

>>43106432
cope, seethe, dilate, have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 22:09:11 No.43107202 Report

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>>43107193
>More facebook/twitter reddit shitposting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 22:13:32 No.43107250 Report

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>>43106528
Gardevoir is based on a paper doll, hence why it was in the amorphous egg group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 22:14:47 No.43107261 Report

Quoted By: >>43107289

>>43105349
Don't you mean Jynx?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 22:17:40 No.43107289 Report

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>>43107261
Jynx was for normies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 23:14:59 No.43107751 Report

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>That Machoke x Gardevoir is finally canon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 00:49:33 No.43108523 Report

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>>43105331
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 01:01:22 No.43108619 Report

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>>43108523
>NOOOO SINNOH MYTHS DON'T MATTER! SHUT UP POKEFUCKERS, YOU RUINED THE FRANCHISE! GF DOESN'T PANDER TO YOU! ARRGHHH STOP RUING MY GAMES!
Cope, normies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 01:15:29 No.43108743 Report

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Not everything has to do with competitive, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 01:54:15 No.43109061 Report

Quoted By: >>43109176

Am I retarded or something? What does OP's statement mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 02:07:26 No.43109176 Report

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>>43109061
>What does OP statement mean?
It means what normies have feared for all eternity since this franchise exists, that Gamefreak acknowledges and sympathizes with people that want to fuck gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 02:12:21 No.43109210 Report

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>>43106369
Boogie is a pedo? If anything he’s a massive shortstackfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 03:01:04 No.43109574 Report

Quoted By: >>43109692

>>43105331
Is that hair, flesh, bone, or chitin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 03:05:27 No.43109607 Report

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>>43105357
You can get Gardevoir easily, sadly not the case with Meloetta

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 03:14:39 No.43109679 Report

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>>43105349
body slam me mommy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 03:16:42 No.43109692 Report

Quoted By: >>43110014

>>43109574
The dex claims the dress is from flesh of victims

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 03:39:03 No.43109823 Report

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>>43105331
Human shaped egg group got eviscerated by the dex cut

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 03:49:21 No.43109869 Report

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>>43105331
going to put a human in her egg iykwim

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 04:17:44 No.43110014 Report

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>>43109692
Honestly, even that would be better then the same old "It loves it's trainer and can make black holes" over and over again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 04:41:38 No.43110180 Report

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>>43105357
objectively better design
>tall and slender
>flowy dress-like body
>cuter fake hairstyle
>no dumb forced musical theme
>is an evolution of kirlia instead of some weird looking fanart redraw

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