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A vacationing Empoleon is driving his penguin car through Alola when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to town and stops at a car repair shop.
After dropping the car off, the Empoleon goes for a waddle around town. He sees a brothel and, being an Empoleon in Alola, decides that some head would really hit the spot. He goes in the brothel, picks a beautiful female Primarina, and takes her to a room. Having no hands she makes a real mess trying to stimulate the Empoleon with her mouth and flippers. After they finish, he goes back to the repair shop and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," the Empoleon replies, "it's the other way around."
After dropping the car off, the Empoleon goes for a waddle around town. He sees a brothel and, being an Empoleon in Alola, decides that some head would really hit the spot. He goes in the brothel, picks a beautiful female Primarina, and takes her to a room. Having no hands she makes a real mess trying to stimulate the Empoleon with her mouth and flippers. After they finish, he goes back to the repair shop and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," the Empoleon replies, "it's the other way around."