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Honestly, the design of the main character keeps pushing me out since generation 5. Played oruby and Sun as last game, skipped bw,bw2,xy, and sword and shield, main reason it's the protagonist always gives me weak, soft, gay, vibes, even having all this customizations, there's no way I can make it look normal or badass. Not to mention, for example, other characters, clearest examples, that tranny gym leader emo from swordshield, sword and shield dudes with ugly hairs...How can I play that game without feeling ashamed? I dislike tons of pokemon designs, specially starters and zacian/zamazenta since gen 5, but I know I can overcome it by having a real dude as main character, I'm tired of seeing them pulling a character inspired by the latest trends. It's like they want to make them look like Insagram addicts or Fornite stans instead of future Pokémon Master. I had to give Sun away as soon as possible specially because of Z-Moves silly gestures and dances, while having that stupid faces and clothes on. I REALLY consider the human factor (ingame) as something that prevents the story from becoming epic. To this point if they want to innovate or change, why not explore new ways, like, playing diffent characters in different stages of the game for some missions, either introduce picking playing as a baby, kid, teenager, adult either old..why not? If they have the time to design a lot of crap and variants... So hopefully, generation 9 will be my game again?
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>>43138816 >doesn't like fags or trannies You had me
>stans You lost me.
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>>43138816 >I had to give Sun away as soon as possible specially because of Z-Moves silly gestures and dances, while having that stupid faces and clothes on You know that this is a game literally meant for toddlers, right? Why do you expect or even want it to cater to you, an adult? And Z Moves aren't even mandatory.
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>>43138824 Lmao just saying most of them kids nowadays are fornite stans.
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>>43138826 Yeah, pokemon remains as baby games, but you know what I mean x$.
Yeah totally skipped z moves since begining hahaha
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>>43138816 Honestly, I think they looked cool and distinct until Gen 7. Before they looked fairly badass, even Calem with his vaguely militaristic cap and boots, however Gen 7 gave us this tool with his retarded pose and face in his official art. Seriously, he looks like a fucking spaz. Then, Gen 8's character looks like a fucking softy bitch. He doesnt look like hes ready for adventure at all, he looks like hes ready to take a nap with that stupid sock hat.
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>>43138816 Hilbert > Ethan > Nate > Elio > Red > Brendan > Calem > Lucas >>>>>> Victor
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>>43138816 >weak, soft, gay, vibes That's exactly what they're going for
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>>43138844 >however Gen 7 gave us this tool with his retarded pose and face in his official art. I agree that his outfit is atrocious, but why do you expect a canonicaly 11 year old character to act super serious and stern? Let the kid have fun, jeez
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>>43138844 >Gen 7 gave us this tool with his retarded pose and face in his official art. Seriously, he looks like a fucking spaz. Then, Gen 8's character looks like a fucking softy bitch. He doesnt look like hes ready for adventure at all, he looks like hes ready to take a nap with that stupid sock hat. This is it, even disliking gen 5 and 6, I must admit, the real problem starts with gen 7 and 8. They look like undisciplined kids whom have money and like to act adult since ever, besides being weak and non charismatic at all.
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>>43138816 just play as the girl characters lol
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>>43138862 I dunno, make them look cool and determined like every previous protag? Most kids want to play as a kid that looks cool, not a fucking hyperactive retard
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>>43138865 Would be like having a boner everytime so no LOL. But female ones doesnt look as bad as male ones tho desu
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>>43138865 The female characters also started looking lame around Gen 7
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>>43138816 The only bad protag designs are the BW2 ones, the USUM ones and the SwSh ones
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>>43138877 This kid looks like the definition of hyperactive retard. Type of kid to say " hey I read about how to be cool and the man and analyzed it from other guys and situations so step away and let me be cool" when his fucking moronic face determinates that his genetics are not male alpha . Even if you custom him after starting the adventure....it's the same! You can't forget that at the end he still is that little bitch
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>>43138898 Forgot to mention I'm including the girls in this
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>>43138900 Just look at his dumbfounded expression compared to every previous protag, he looks like he just got out of bed.
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>>43138877 How can you be so sure of what kids want? Just because you want the protagonists to look like muh cool badads anime hero doesn't mean everyone else cares about that stuff. You can customize the characters as well, so you can have them be mostly like you want them to be.
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>>43138906 >You can customize the characters as well, so you can have them be mostly like you want them to be. Customization doesnt mean that the default designs have to be absolute dogshit. Serena and Calem have great designs and X and Y had probably the best customization in the entire series.
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>>43138905 C'mok, he be the first to ride a bike on water after 20 years. This kid a try hard
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>>43138906 >Just because you want the protagonists to look like muh cool badads anime hero doesn't mean everyone else cares about that stuff. But the Pokemon protagonists have always been badass anime heroes. You like boring things.
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>>43138905 Oh no, how DARE a child act like a child?! I want him to be ultra confident, mature, badass and super duper cool just like how I imagine myself to be!
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>>43138923 If he were a true chad that'd be a motorcycle or he'd just be surfing on his Pokemon like a normal trainer
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>>43138906 But they still the same kid even if i drastically change it appareance after some hours of game. My autismn doesnt allow me to like the game because of the primal designs, swordshieldo hair weirdos, melony, and some other terrible designs, I been surprised all this time about people complaining about trees and graphics, ignoring the real problem.
Kids doesn't even know what they want dude. Kids just kids and they want something after they see it, c'mon.
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>>43138942 That's why he ain't true chad, he has to use some weird resource to be able to keep it with legendary chads. I think game freaks to this point purely dissed UK lol
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>>43138921 >Serena and Calem have great designs Because they're literally 16-18, meaning they aren't kids
>X and Y had probably the best customization in the entire series. Nice joke. The Male customization in XY is so bad it's not even laughable. You don't even have basic stuff for them, meanwhile the females have tons and tons of unnecessary clothes in all different designs. Not just that, but the only two decent clothes shops for the males in the game are at the end or are complicated(Snowbelle which is the last city, and to buy stuff in the Lumiouse Boutique you have to save tons and tons of money)
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>>43138936 >oh no, how DARE you want something! Just lick the boot like I do Anonymous
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>>43138980 >Because they're literally 16-18, meaning they aren't kids Based!
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>>43138942 The most Chad protag to ever grace the series literally rode a motorcycle. If every male protag was as much of an alpha as this guy, nu-pokemon would almost be redeemable
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>>43138951 >My autismn doesnt allow me to like the game because of the primal designs, swordshieldo hair weirdos, melony, and some other terrible designs, I been surprised all this time about people complaining about trees and graphics, ignoring the real problem. I'm not talking about the other characters, in which case I agree. SWSH has a lot of terrible NPCs. But I'm talking about the protagonists looking childish, which is absolutely not a problem.
>Kids doesn't even know what they want dude. Kids just kids and they want something after they see it, c'mon. Okay, but that still doesn't change the fact that this is a franchise directed at kids, and no matter what, will most likely never cater to your standards or tastes. If you have such a problem with what kids like, you should just find another franchise other than pokemon
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>>43138845 >putting Nate above anyone Do you even have eyes
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>>43138984 Maturefags like you are absolute cancer, just like shills
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>>43138816 God, imagine being this fucking insecure
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>>43139015 The series was kid-oriented in the past too but that didnt stop them from making the protags look badass while still being children
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>>43139030 t. such a little kid
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>>43139037 That only applied to the first two gens and MAYBE Gen 3 (keyword maybe).
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>>43139037 >>43139147 >implying hilbert isn’t the best protagonist design in the main series Anonymous
>>43139147 Lucas, Hilbert, and Calem all manage to look cool and confident.
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>>43139207 He's literally a discount Red, if that's what yo're looking for then he's great. But as a stand alone design, he's absolutely not interesting and his fashion is horrible.
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>>43139227 Lucas is still very young and childish looking, like he should be. Hilbert and Calem are both not 11 years old. They're both the eldest protagonists.
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>>43139207 >teen with half broken jacket zipper Calem is better except for his gay haircut
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>>43139306 Yes, but look at his pose. He's confident. He's ready to win. He doesn't look like a hyperactive spaz or absolutely dumbfounded like Elio or whoever the Gen 8 protag do.
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>>43139313 Based, Hilbert is shit
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>>43139313 >>43139334 Hilbert is a fucking chad and his jacket being broken is soul. Calem is still cool too.
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>>43139323 Elio only looks super childish in his USUM official artwork. His SM rendition also looks confident and ready to win, and you can customize yourself to look exactly like SM Elio in USUM
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>>43139380 >jacket being broken is soul The absolute state. It looks horrible and no sane person would wear that shit other than trendhoppers
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>>43139382 Alright but we're discussing his USUM art here. The USUM version is his most recent design.
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>>43138816 >I had to give Sun away as soon as possible specially because of Z-Moves silly gestures and dances, while having that stupid faces and clothes on. You must be fun at parties.
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>>43139394 The pure sexual energy emanating from his massive chad dick broke the zipper, it's not his fault
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>>43139401 Ok, blue checkmark.
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>>43138816 >How can I play that game without feeling ashamed? >I had to give Sun away as soon as possible specially because of Z-Moves silly gestures and dances Holy shit, what an insecure cuck. I bet a stiff breeze makes you fear for your so-called masculinity.
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>>43138816 A fair number of the female designs are also pretty bland. But they're cute girls so waifufags give them a pass.
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>>43139398 Yeah, but unlike characters like Pt Lucas or Nate, USUM Elio can change into SM Elio as early as the second island if you want him to, which effectively solves the problem. And really, the only problem is with the offcial art where he has that goofy pose, he looks decent everywhere else.
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>>43139409 He looks like a 5 year old who can't fix his jacket or buy a new one
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>>43138998 I forgot how retarded Colosseum's MC looked.
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>>43139462 >LE FUNNI JASMINE AND HOUNDOOM MAYMAY Post disregarded with extreme prejudice.
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>>43139464 Basically, DICK HARD = Okay
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>>43139295 >He's literally a discount Red Can't be, he's never jobbed.
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>>43139485 He looks fucking based and you have demonstrated and confirmed that you have shit taste.
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>>43139420 What is that supposed to mean?
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>>43139499 >He looks fucking based He looks fucking retarded with those boots, leggings and facial bandaid. It's like they wanted to make Mid 2000s Deviantart OC the character.
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>>43139401 You made me burst laugh anon now i want to party with you
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>>43139518 >It's like they wanted to make Mid 2000s Deviantart OC the character. SOUL.
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>>43139525 >SOUL. Now that's some cope.
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>>43139536 Mid 2000s edge is unironically based and soulful, zoomie.
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>>43139462 I am masculine, the definition of it.
Just saying I hate playing a game with these flaws as I hate hearing a song with a man singing like girl moams , I don't even watch porn because I don't see the point of steering at someone else dick.
So lol
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>>43139524 You sure? We might end up sharing an indirect kiss from a beer can.
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>>43139541 Now that's what I call cringe
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>>43139544 All you're proving by calling him a trend hopper is that he's stylish and cool and you aren't.
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>>43139541 >Mid 2000s edge is unironically based and soulfu >trends made to capitalize on are soul now Sad as fuck.
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>>43139548 Or have hot drunk sex in the bathroom stall
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>>43139551 >DURR CRINGE Ok zoomer.
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>>43139542 >I don't even watch porn because I don't see the point of steering at someone else dick Bet you don't even properly wipe your ass because of the fear of touching a dude's ass.
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>>43139555 He may be fashionable by your standards since you're such a trendhopper, but to normal people he just looks generic and ugly
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>>43139560 >>trends made to capitalize on are soul now Where the fuck are the trends capitalizing on
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>>43139567 >DURR ZOOMER ZOOMIE ZOOM ZOOM Ok retard.
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>>43139577 Nah you just have no sense of fashion
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>>43139578 Late 2000s edge. Hasn't aged well. Especially in GC pokemon.
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>>43139563 Your call, pal.
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>>43139592 Pokemon Colosseum came out on 2003. That is early 2000s.
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>>43139555 Trends are dumb. Would rather be practical while looking cool than the other way around.
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>>43139599 A mistake on my part.
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>>43139590 >no retort Guess you really are a zoomer than, thanks for confirming it.
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>>43138816 They spend too much time on the female designs.
Though honestly the Gen 7 male design is a big cutie who deserves to be dicked down. Anonymous
>>43139627 Never had a retort to being with desu. Wes looks like a faggot.
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>>43139568 Lmao son what even in this world.
Ofc I do. In fact people says im almost perfect, blessed by the gods
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>>43139647 You look like a faggot
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>>43138816 Black and White MC is way more straight than the abortion that is ORAS brendan, lucas, nate
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>>43139656 >has to bring his shitty memes into the conversation Anonymous
>>43139683 It's true, bootlicker.
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>>43139313 >Liking Calem at all Imagine liking that shit design.
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>>43139727 Pokemon Colosseum is better than SWSH, Wes is cooler than Victor. These are facts.
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>>43139759 Calem looks fine, the only downside is the sunglasses. They should've made them a much cooler looking type of sunglasses
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I want to smell and ruffle Nate's hair and pull his baggy boy shorts down. All the Male protags after gen 4 look like basedboy faggots whose bodies would never make it out in the wild.
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>>43138816 Honestly the designs of the male protags are just kinda bad in general. Red is in my opinion the best design and I still think he's not as interesting looking as a lot of the female protag designs. I would guess they put more effort into the female designs because it attracts both girls and coomers but still.
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>>43139781 >basedboy I agree, Hilbert does look quite based.
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>>43139786 Yeah, must add that thet trashed Red design when making him adult in sun and moon lol
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>>43139762 >Pokemon Colosseum is better than SWSH It's not that hard to be better than SWSH.
>>43139791 He does.
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>>43139809 >It's not that hard to be better than SWSH. Right but Colosseum is genuinely a good game, I'd say it was better than anything, say, Gen 7 had to offer.
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>>43138816 cool blog post, you could've made a better thread by trimming the autism down to just
>To this point if they want to innovate or change, why not explore new ways, like, playing diffent characters in different stages of the game for some missions, either introduce picking playing as a baby, kid, teenager, adult either old..why not? and had something going if you posted ideas and examples of how people could make a better game that isn't TemTem (aka "ThemThem") levels of cringe and tranny enabling.
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I believe that by ingame human factor, reality is, it's same important as pokemon and region design. I find galarian and alolan people really retarded in general terms, gamefreak really designed sword and shield as a punishment
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>>43139819 A good game taking in count the small team of develop, because since that we have again the Stadium models for 251 Pokémon, Electabuzz with 6 fingers was never corrected.
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>>43139825 Why do sense that you have superior autismn than mine ?????? This energy is strange.....a..a..anon...
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>>43139844 At least I don't lie to myself and say the male pokemon protagonist is a "real dude" and not a little boy I can't relate to now that I'm a fully grown adult.
It's not our fault GameFreak is out of touch with their actual audience demographics and keeps trying to aim Pokemon at a generation that doesn't have any nostalgia for it and can't get into it easily because there's 800+ pokemon now.