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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 10:10:10 No.43180199 View View Reply Original Report

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Would you willingly catch the coof if it meant you could get your favorite pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 10:11:03 No.43180208 Report

Quoted By: >>43180226

>>43180199
What is "catch the coof?"
Am I retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 10:11:58 No.43180214 Report

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>implying I wont be able to anyway
I am not catching the virus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 10:12:28 No.43180217 Report

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NO SNIFFLES

A̛no̷͞n͞҉y̵̕mo͞u̕s̷

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A̛no̷͞n͞҉y̵̕mo͞u̕s̷ Wed 01 Apr 2020 10:12:33 No.43180219 Report

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I'd willingly catch fucking everything if it meant I could get my bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 10:13:41 No.43180226 Report

Quoted By: >>43180246 >>43186017 >>43187774

>>43180208
People started calling the corona virus "the coof" to dodge censorship in places like youtube.

An͞onỳm̀͞ous

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An͞onỳm̀͞ous Wed 01 Apr 2020 10:14:51 No.43180230 Report

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>>43180199
It is a risk worth taking.

A̵̶҉n҉o̸҉n͟ymou̷̷̸s

A̵̶҉n҉o̸҉n͟ymou̷̷̸s Wed 01 Apr 2020 10:17:18 No.43180241 Report

Quoted By: >>43180281

get a disease i'll almost certainly survive in exchange for a priceless supernatural creature? hell yeah, worst case i die.

Anonymou͠s͟

Anonymou͠s͟ Wed 01 Apr 2020 10:17:40 No.43180243 Report

Quoted By: >>43180281

I mean yeah. I'd get a shitton of money for a living pokemon and I'm young and relatively healthy so I wouldn't die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 10:17:56 No.43180246 Report

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>>43180226
Thanks. I love it.

A̛n̛o̷͡n̵̷y̢m̷̢͢ous

A̛n̛o̷͡n̵̷y̢m̷̢͢ous Wed 01 Apr 2020 10:18:16 No.43180249 Report

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>>43180199
I already got the corona and the coronanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 10:25:09 No.43180281 Report

Quoted By: >>43180322

>>43180241
>>43180243
But you'd spread it
And it can still fuck you up permanently, there have been a few cases of recovered patients having reduced lung capacity

A̴̧nonymous̵̕

A̴̧nonymous̵̕ Wed 01 Apr 2020 10:32:48 No.43180322 Report

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>>43180281
If I was made aware I was sick, say something like a genie wish where I'm instantly ill, I can immediately go to a hospital

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 13:50:30 No.43181348 Report

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>get coof
>use aromatherapy
ez

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 13:53:58 No.43181375 Report

Quoted By: >>43181482

Pffft, yeah? It's just the flu. I'm not gonna die because I'm not some old fuck who's over the age of 40

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 14:06:22 No.43181482 Report

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>>43181375
Young people survive it better because they respond to ventilation better. You still get lung scarring worth a lifetime of smoking though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 14:11:17 No.43181519 Report

Quoted By: >>43181629

>>43180199
sounds like a sweet deal, count me in

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 14:20:15 No.43181604 Report

Quoted By: >>43182151

yes
surely the pokemon of life would be able to cure me

Ano͡n̛y͏mous͏

Ano͡n̛y͏mous͏ Wed 01 Apr 2020 14:23:35 No.43181629 Report

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>>43181519
when are we starring a new mienshao thread

A̷nony̵͏m̧͡o̸u̴̕̕s͞

A̷nony̵͏m̧͡o̸u̴̕̕s͞ Wed 01 Apr 2020 14:24:39 No.43181638 Report

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>>43180199
I've already had it, and I didn't get no Braixen.

A̷̵n͟o͢n̶̶̨̕͘ymo̡us

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A̷̵n͟o͢n̶̶̨̕͘ymo̡us Wed 01 Apr 2020 15:35:18 No.43182151 Report

Quoted By: >>43182954 >>43183505

>>43181604
>"Master allow me to cure you from the virus"
>"lay there on the bed, i will do the rest, it would take some time but it's the only way, t-trust me!"
>you follow her instruction
>she jumps on the bed standing above you
>"Don't be afraid... master"
>she proceed to slowly sitting on your face
>"M-master it would take some time, please stand still!"
>you feel the legendary deer's ass grinding your face
>she doesn't want to smother you, so she lets you catch some breath
>after some minutes she puts all her weight on your face and press her butt with all her strenght
>"H-here it comes!!"
>a great floreal scent comes from her butt, and fills your lungs
>it's like the life itself enters inside of you and eliminate the covid from your body
>"Are you ok, now? Teehee~!"

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 15:39:06 No.43182181 Report

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I already had the coof in real life, so sure I guess

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 15:49:22 No.43182252 Report

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>>43180199
yeah absolutely

Ań͝o̡͞nỳ̵mo͝u҉s

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Ań͝o̡͞nỳ̵mo͝u҉s Wed 01 Apr 2020 15:52:19 No.43182275 Report

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Yes

A̶n҉̸oný͡m̀͞ou͘s̶͠

A̶n҉̸oný͡m̀͞ou͘s̶͠ Wed 01 Apr 2020 17:01:54 No.43182866 Report

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>>43180322
good luck with that one lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 17:03:32 No.43182878 Report

Quoted By: >>43183239 >>43183396

>>43180199
Can I fuck it still?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 17:04:02 No.43182885 Report

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yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 17:11:04 No.43182954 Report

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>>43182151
Cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 17:11:56 No.43182963 Report

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that depends
can they get infected as well
I wouldn't want to put my new partner at risk

A̴͜no̕ny̵m҉o͏ưs͘͘͝

A̴͜no̕ny̵m҉o͏ưs͘͘͝ Wed 01 Apr 2020 17:44:08 No.43183239 Report

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>>43182878
yeah but you have to wait till you're not infected, if you survive that is.

A̵͡n̕on̷͜y̡m͝͝oųs҉

A̵͡n̕on̷͜y̡m͝͝oųs҉ Wed 01 Apr 2020 17:58:19 No.43183396 Report

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>>43182878
I'm going to give my pokemon the pokerus!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 17:59:17 No.43183407 Report

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>>43180199
Yes, but I'm immune so its pretty much free

A̸ǹ̸o͞͞n̛ymo̡͠u͝ś

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A̸ǹ̸o͞͞n̛ymo̡͠u͝ś Wed 01 Apr 2020 18:04:16 No.43183453 Report

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>get ho-oh
>get ebola
>thanks to ho-oh's luck i don't die or pass it on

An̢o͘͝n͝y̨m͞o̴̕u͜s̕

An̢o͘͝n͝y̨m͞o̴̕u͜s̕ Wed 01 Apr 2020 18:11:10 No.43183505 Report

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>>43182151
please infect me xerneas

A̧n̕on͠y̨m̀ơu̴̷͜͞s

A̧n̕on͠y̨m̀ơu̴̷͜͞s Wed 01 Apr 2020 18:14:17 No.43183527 Report

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>>43180199
Yes, du... hu... hu.. CHOOOO

Anońy̨mous

Anońy̨mous Wed 01 Apr 2020 18:15:33 No.43183535 Report

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>>43180199
yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 18:17:43 No.43183552 Report

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I'm immune but I would if I could.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 19:03:45 No.43183883 Report

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>>43180199
I was coofing so much in real life, because of spices by making dinner.
So, I get both a meal and a wifey at the same time without any consequences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 23:43:36 No.43186017 Report

Quoted By: >>43186062 >>43186134 >>43187786

>>43180226
Youtube is censoring coronavirus talk?

A͘҉̵n̸̶on̸͏ymo͟u҉s͝

A͘҉̵n̸̶on̸͏ymo͟u҉s͝ Wed 01 Apr 2020 23:49:27 No.43186062 Report

Quoted By: >>43187847 >>43188028

>>43186017
Soft censoring. They're demonetizing channels that talk about it.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 23:50:47 No.43186070 Report

Quoted By: >>43186097 >>43187569

>>43180199
No, because I might be hallucinating my favourite pokemon without them actually being there, which means I'm sicker than I imagined.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 23:54:29 No.43186097 Report

Quoted By: >>43188895

>>43186070
You'd die happy

À̸͟͡n҉o͠nym̶͞ǫu͏s

À̸͟͡n҉o͠nym̶͞ǫu͏s Wed 01 Apr 2020 23:58:32 No.43186134 Report

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>>43186017
Youtube censors everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 03:59:22 No.43187569 Report

Quoted By: >>43188895

>>43186070
That's a cute absol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 04:43:45 No.43187774 Report

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>>43180226
I like GameGrumps' name for it, instead of calling it Coronavirus they're calling it "Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 04:49:35 No.43187786 Report

Quoted By: >>43187847

>>43186017
Yes. Not only video titles, but actual talk (remember they use a speak-to-text engine), so they started using other terms to avoid demonetization.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 05:13:22 No.43187847 Report

Quoted By: >>43188028 >>43189524

>>43186062
>>43187786
For what purpose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 05:59:01 No.43188028 Report

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>>43187847
>>43186062
It's because literally everyone was making shit-tier, 11-minute videos spewing rumors and theories for a quick buck. They demonetize them so people are less likely to make a new 11-minute virus rumor video every other hour, drowning out literally everything else with their garbage clickbait.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 08:02:14 No.43188370 Report

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>>43180199
I've already had it and recovered, give me my fucking Vaporeon

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Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 11:53:42 No.43188757 Report

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Posting just to clear out infection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 12:03:44 No.43188787 Report

Quoted By: >>43188803

>>43188370
Can I get a source of a Vaporeon getting fucked?
My fourth friend likes moist the most

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 12:08:40 No.43188803 Report

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>>43188787
www.vaporeongetsfuckedinthecloaca.gov

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Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 12:37:01 No.43188880 Report

Quoted By: >>43189471

FUCK yes jirachi can wish my coofs away AND he's cute as fuck and a total bro

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Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 12:43:47 No.43188895 Report

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>>43186097
You know anon, without getting too deep into conversation about death I think you brought up a good point.
>>43187569
Thanks! Here's another

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 15:15:43 No.43189471 Report

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>>43188880
I want to have sex with jirachi!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Apr 2020 15:29:32 No.43189524 Report

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>>43187847
"Battling against fake news" as they say.

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