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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 07:42:17 No.43195180 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>43195183 >>43195204 >>43195241 >>43195309

>Hey anon.
>Wake the fuck up.
>Just texting to let you know I'm in FUCKING ALOLA!!! :D
>Don't ask me how I got here.
>Y'see, I need a break from from your ass, and now I'm living the high life!
>The Pokemon here are smokin' hot!
>Don't worry Anon, I'll make sure to send you a bootleg Toucannon keychain.
>Bon voyage, dumbass!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 07:44:04 No.43195183 Report

Quoted By: >>43195221

>>43195180
new phone who is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 07:49:44 No.43195204 Report

Quoted By: >>43195221

>>43195180
I think you got the wrong number.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 07:57:15 No.43195221 Report

Quoted By: >>43195226 >>43195236 >>43195240

>>43195183
>>43195204
>That's not gonna work on me again, anon!
>You're the only one that types like a fucking Slowpoke got a phone.
>Can you do me a favour, anon?
>Room service refuses to send me food, saying I'm "unauthorized" and "need to leave immediately".
>Can you send me a box of nuggets? I'll get you the address.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 07:58:41 No.43195226 Report

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>>43195221
Forgot the file

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:02:06 No.43195236 Report

Quoted By: >>43195245

>>43195221
>sound of call ending

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:05:00 No.43195240 Report

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>>43195221
I think you'll already have starved before the nuggets arrive

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:05:25 No.43195241 Report

Quoted By: >>43195256

>>43195180
You fucking piece of shit I'm still in debt from you. COME BACK RIGHT NOW

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:06:44 No.43195245 Report

Quoted By: >>43195265

>>43195236
>I WAS TEXTING YOU.
>HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT???

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:12:42 No.43195256 Report

Quoted By: >>43195270

>>43195241
>You know what?
>I don't think I will!
>I need to earn money so I can pay the Noctowl that got me here, so I should be back in...
>Hmmm...
>...about three years?
>You can wait that long, right Anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:16:56 No.43195265 Report

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>>43195245
https://youtu.be/EA9868nmBMY?t=9

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:17:21 No.43195270 Report

Quoted By: >>43195312

>>43195256
Oh yeah? And how are you gonna earn the money? Good luck getting hired

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:33:55 No.43195302 Report

Quoted By: >>43195313 >>43195338

Reminder than Grumpig poster is a dirty phone poster

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:35:39 No.43195309 Report

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>>43195180
A keychain? Why do you hate me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:36:35 No.43195312 Report

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>>43195270
>You underestimate me, anon?
>BITCHES WOULD PAY JUST TO HAVE MY P R E S E N C E
>I'm available for weddings and funerals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:36:35 No.43195313 Report

Quoted By: >>43195315 >>43195338

>>43195302
Boohoo nigga we don't care

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:37:51 No.43195315 Report

Quoted By: >>43195317 >>43195338

>>43195313
t. grumpig phoneposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:38:31 No.43195317 Report

Quoted By: >>43195321 >>43195338

>>43195315
He posted at the same time as me though kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:39:58 No.43195321 Report

Quoted By: >>43195328 >>43195338

>>43195317
ok phneposter apologizer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:42:26 No.43195328 Report

Quoted By: >>43195338

>>43195321
Okay speedtyper

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:46:30 No.43195338 Report

Quoted By: >>43195341 >>43195352

>>43195302
>>43195313
>>43195315
>>43195317
>>43195321
>>43195328

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:47:35 No.43195341 Report

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>>43195338
Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:52:29 No.43195352 Report

Quoted By: >>43195372

>>43195338
Just go outside
OH WAIT
You will die here alone, while retards argue until everybody goes nuts. Welcome to hell, boyo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:57:47 No.43195367 Report

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>EEEEEYYY! HOWZIT!
>THIS IS YO UNCLE CUZZIN'S REAL LOCAL KINE MAOLE KANAKANAKA HUMUHUMUAPUA'A STAKATAKA MORPAKA JOHNSON'S GRUMPIG SAUNA, KALUA PIGNITE, BROKE DA MOUTH, AUTHENTIC ALOLAN FOOD, PARTY, CATERING, MOPED RENTAL, REPAIR. TIKI BAR AND GRILL.
>Alola cousin. We've got your lolo pokemon here, and she's been making one big stink. Braddah, it's real pilau and da kine. The wahine used our sauna and ordered plenty kine room service. Then when we asked her fo pay, she stiffed us brah. Real she's a real moke this one. She said you could spot her, but if not, she has pay back somehow...
>HELP ME ANON! THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME SELL MOPEDS!!!
>Could you come and help her cousin? Mo bettah fo me if you could pay. I think the buggah is somehow too dumb to sell mopeds to college students.
>Shoots brah, call me up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 08:59:41 No.43195372 Report

Quoted By: >>43195376

>>43195352
w-what did Mudkip do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 09:01:41 No.43195376 Report

Quoted By: >>43195432

>>43195372
His family was murdered by some aliens, kinda like earthbound but gore version. Now he is a good assassin, but his bitch keeps him contained so he only uses his murdering powers for good. But who knows how long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 09:18:39 No.43195432 Report

Quoted By: >>43195451

>>43195376
deepest lore

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Apr 2020 09:24:04 No.43195451 Report

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>>43195432
Well I actually didn't remember properly, but you can read the lore here
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/1363749/
or if you are a normie that doesn't have an FA, just like, make one you fucking bitch..
Anyways, tl;dr it wasn't aliens but humans apparently that hate mudkips, then he killed them all, then he was super assassin, then he was kidnapped, ended in Earthbound world, then met some bitch that keeps him controlled, blah blah blah.

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