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Quoted By: >>43232239 >>43232361 >>43232517 >>43232706 >>43232922 >>43232990
>your Pokemon has 60% HP
>enemy hits you with non effective move
>A critical hit!
>you faint
Meanwhile
>enemy has 1% HP left
>you hit the enemy with a random move because you know he'll go down
>A critical hit!
OH THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR GIVING ME THE CRIT WHEN I DON'T FUCKING NEED IT
HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME THE CRIT WHEN I ONLY HAVE 2 PP LEFT AND REALLY NEED THE FUCKING CRIT
Why do critical hits fucking never seem to work when you need them most, but enemy Pokemon fuck you in the ass and splurt their load inside you with critical hits all the time?
>enemy hits you with non effective move
>A critical hit!
>you faint
Meanwhile
>enemy has 1% HP left
>you hit the enemy with a random move because you know he'll go down
>A critical hit!
OH THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR GIVING ME THE CRIT WHEN I DON'T FUCKING NEED IT
HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME THE CRIT WHEN I ONLY HAVE 2 PP LEFT AND REALLY NEED THE FUCKING CRIT
Why do critical hits fucking never seem to work when you need them most, but enemy Pokemon fuck you in the ass and splurt their load inside you with critical hits all the time?