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>be me
>see some degenerate piece of shit accepting marriage from an animal
>draw my .45
>shoot the Gardevoir in both of the knees, startling the simp, and then executing her with a bullet to the back of the head
>simp stands there shocked
>tell him God sent me and leave

Moral of the story: Humans with humans, beasts with beasts. Don't make me come 'round again, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 03:34:00 No.43238564 Report

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>>43238562
Shut up, you PUSSY. Don’t talk to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 03:34:49 No.43238568 Report

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>>43238562
You should get a gardevoirite set in your wedding ring anon.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 03:37:47 No.43238577 Report

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>>43238563

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 03:38:11 No.43238580 Report

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>>43238563
>succesfully shooting a bullet at a Gardevoir
Lol good one

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 03:41:05 No.43238593 Report

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>>43238577
Thank you for showing us what a pokefucker looks like. I'll be sure to watch out for them.
>>43238563
pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 03:41:50 No.43238597 Report

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>>43238580
She's distracted and enamored. I bet I could have shot Neo while he was fucking Trinity too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 03:43:50 No.43238611 Report

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>>43238563
ow, the edge

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 09:59:52 No.43240007 Report

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>>43238522
there's no antibodies, she's just as possible to get it again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 10:16:35 No.43240045 Report

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>>43238563
>"simp"
nice buzzword, zoom zoomer
>"z-zoomer isn't a real word either"

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 10:22:39 No.43240064 Report

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>>43238563
>"NO GOYIM YOU CAN'T LOVE YOUR POKEMON GOYIM NOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO MATE WITH SOME MUTT WOMEN AND LET HER HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OF YOUR LIVE GOYIM NOOOOO YOU'RE A DEGENERATE NOOOOO"

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 11:50:21 No.43240296 Report

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>>43238577
>>43238611
>>43240045
>>43240064
>t. pissed neckbeards

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 12:02:20 No.43240335 Report

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>>43238522
*coofs on your wife*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 17:06:24 No.43241799 Report

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>>43238522
Congratulations anon

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:02:33 No.43242939 Report

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>>43238563

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Anonymous Thu 09 Apr 2020 20:17:34 No.43243033 Report

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>>43238563
>Be you.
>Forget that Gardevoir reads minds.
>Get wadded up with your .45 in a tight human lumped ball way before you can do anything, or right before you do anything Gardevoir teleports her and her trainer away.

Anon, Arceus didn't send you. Heck you don't even know how this works. Don't come back here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 00:22:36 No.43244583 Report

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>>43243033
I support the first option

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