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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 18:53:28 No.43257308 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>43257680 >>43258124 >>43259426 >>43259732 >>43262306 >>43262344 >>43262359 >>43272002

>ywn get back home after a long day of work and be greeted with this sexy lizard lying on your bed
Why even live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:48:08 No.43257680 Report

Quoted By: >>43257698 >>43257880 >>43266596

>>43257308
I don’t want her to control me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:48:51 No.43257687 Report

Quoted By: >>43257698

>get back home to be brainwashed and abuse
w-woohoo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:50:17 No.43257698 Report

Quoted By: >>43257708 >>43262306

>>43257680
>>43257687
>he doesn't want to be brainwashed by Salazzle and forced to worship her
Get a load of these fags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 19:52:05 No.43257708 Report

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>>43257698
I never said I wouldn’t love her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 20:12:19 No.43257880 Report

Quoted By: >>43262306

>>43257680
Maybe train your pokemon then

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 20:45:59 No.43258124 Report

Quoted By: >>43258839 >>43258873 >>43258974 >>43259325

>>43257308
FFS, coombrain. Just go out and get married already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 22:41:28 No.43258839 Report

Quoted By: >>43262314

>>43258124
>just go out and get married
That's not possible. Every girls want the same archetype guy which they say to hate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 22:46:25 No.43258873 Report

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>>43258124
There are no girls anymore, just many whores and thots

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 22:48:33 No.43258894 Report

Quoted By: >>43260775 >>43262210

>you will never want or imagine this because you don't have a mental illness

Feels good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 22:58:30 No.43258974 Report

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>>43258124
cant right now we're supposed to stay inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 23:47:22 No.43259325 Report

Quoted By: >>43262314

>>43258124
is being married REALLY that much better than jacking your dick to sexy lizard girls, though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 00:03:16 No.43259426 Report

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>>43257308
Which sicko wants to get back from a shit day's work only to get more shit from this entitled reptillian thot? Just make it into a wallet and be done with it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 00:44:28 No.43259732 Report

Quoted By: >>43260786

>>43257308
Why is she so perfect bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 02:05:53 No.43260304 Report

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I would rather have her care for me and in return I will care for her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 02:56:43 No.43260775 Report

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>>43258894
this of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 02:58:14 No.43260786 Report

Quoted By: >>43261621

>>43259732
As long as she isn’t a hoe she is perfect

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 04:47:12 No.43261621 Report

Quoted By: >>43261639 >>43262364

>>43260786
She is the perfect wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 04:49:06 No.43261639 Report

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>>43261621
Why? She should prove that she can be trusted, in turn, she would never be abandoned

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 06:55:33 No.43262210 Report

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>>43258894
>I don't have a mental illness.
Considering you went and replied to this thread without contributing anything of substance, I doubt it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 07:26:20 No.43262306 Report

Quoted By: >>43262349 >>43263015

>>43257308
>>43257698
>>43257880

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 07:27:56 No.43262314 Report

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>>43258839
>>43258873
>>43259325
Incels like you deserve to die depressed and alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 07:41:56 No.43262344 Report

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>>43257308
>Why even live?
Then die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 07:43:55 No.43262349 Report

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>>43262306
>ifunny.co

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 07:51:08 No.43262359 Report

Quoted By: >>43270334

>>43257308
>ywn go for a loving waifu rather than a lizard that only has your way with you through pheromone-filled braps and dumps you as soon as your dick goes limp

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 07:53:31 No.43262364 Report

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>>43261621
>breasts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 10:14:58 No.43263015 Report

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>>43262306
Sex has run the world since the beginning of life. You can't fight what's natural.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 13:53:05 No.43263985 Report

Quoted By: >>43264032 >>43264047

>human bad
>human ugly
>well now excuse me better draw this pokemon, but instead of drawing this pokemon I'll draw a human
cant be explained

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 14:00:55 No.43264032 Report

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>>43263985
I don’t get it either, perhaps it’s just a distaste of humans in general but not their nature or accomplishments

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 14:02:30 No.43264047 Report

Quoted By: >>43264679

>>43263985
I'm an on-model fag but I can understand it perfectly
it's human faces I find ugly, not their bodies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 15:47:42 No.43264679 Report

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>>43264047
Same

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 20:01:24 No.43266596 Report

Quoted By: >>43268725

>>43257680
>He doesn’t want to be a Pokewaifu’s sex slave
You gotta be gay to say something like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 00:04:00 No.43268692 Report

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Bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 00:07:21 No.43268725 Report

Quoted By: >>43270238

>>43266596
Perhaps I wouldn’t mind a bit with her with my permission

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 03:14:24 No.43270238 Report

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>>43268725
That’s the point you don’t get permission but taking turns is much better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 03:24:32 No.43270334 Report

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>>43262359
I like both.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 05:17:12 No.43271138 Report

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>>43270238
Eh, sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 08:03:50 No.43272002 Report

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>>43257308
>Anon thinks in only fug
>With Salazzle

Oh OP, you're fucking stupid, if you change Salazzle for... Reuniclus or Marowak for example, will be a bit better "relationship". But in any case:
Female Human for marry
Female Pokemon for training, battle and secret sex in the best option

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 14:52:32 No.43273719 Report

Quoted By: >>43273786 >>43274526

>tfw no totem salazzle to tower over me, teasing me about my height as she gives me headpats

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 15:01:00 No.43273786 Report

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>>43273719
NGL I want that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Apr 2020 16:34:05 No.43274526 Report

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>>43273719
I want that badly, NGL

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