I fuckin hate this unoriginal piece of shit of a Pokemon. It looks like a normal type, not a fucking fire type starter. I would rather have the massive cock of the 37th fire/fighting orange blob slammed up my ass than to ever have been exposed to this shitstain. It's not just a terrible Pokemon though, it's a black mark on its generation. I genuinely couldn't play Generation 2 because of that flavorless rodent staring at me from its Pokeball. I want nothing more than to cave its skull in and shove its limp body into a woodchopper. I want to fucking genocide these pillow mice, the anger I feel toward these abominations just can't be described in words. Fuck them fuck them fuck I have Corona and being sicker than I ever have been in my life is bliss compared to knowing that this failure of a lifeform is part of the roots of a now dying franchise
Also fuck the Jews lul
