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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 00:23:36 No.43287809 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>43287814 >>43287845 >>43287849 >>43289812 >>43289908

Why haven't they gone extinct yet? Do they just go around raping as many Dittos as they can, to secure a future for their species?

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 00:24:51 No.43287814 Report

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>>43287809
fortunately they will go on while your shitty cumskin virgin incel bloodline will end with you

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 00:28:09 No.43287845 Report

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>>43287809
Game mechanics aren't necessarily canon lorewise.
Tauros breed with Miltank, Braviary breed with Mandibuzz, and the others breed with human females.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 00:28:46 No.43287849 Report

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>>43287809
Hitmonchan is a tranny

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 00:29:24 No.43287861 Report

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>>43287849
Which is still genetically male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 00:36:03 No.43287903 Report

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>>43287861
Wow. Transphobic much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 00:37:31 No.43287915 Report

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Parthernogenesis

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 00:44:58 No.43287951 Report

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The whole "offspring is always the female's species" thing is just a game mechanic for player convience.

They just breed with females of other species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 00:47:02 No.43287961 Report

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>>43287951
That baby Nidoqueen was the offspring of a clone, so its biology was fucked from the start

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 00:48:29 No.43287966 Report

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>>43287961
Said clone also gave birth to the Rhyhorn, and their father is a clone Rhyhorn, and they turned out okay

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 00:49:34 No.43287975 Report

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>>43287961
Stop

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 00:56:48 No.43288009 Report

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>>43287966
The point is that just because it turned out okay for those abominations doesn't mean the same happens or could happen to normal pokémon

>>43287975
Someone here has to say the truth

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 07:04:53 No.43289812 Report

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>>43287809
Shiny hunters is the answer>>43287809

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 07:27:59 No.43289892 Report

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Gender Unknown Pokemon too, though I guess since it's Unknown they can breed in the wild, or they don't reproduce through traditional means. We know for a fact that there are Pokemon that are born through other means - particle collisions in the stratosphere, space and spirits possessing swords.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 07:34:30 No.43289908 Report

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