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>Story:
George Costanza was a successful gym leader with 3 pokemon by his side. Despite being so talented, he was bullied by the other gym leaders for being too fat and ugly.
This drove George into madness; he left the gym and sought out for his own adventure. He reached far and wide, having seen many pokemon, and having suffered many problems. Eventually he lost all his weight and settled on a mountain.
These are his pokemon:
>After Makuhita was bullied for being too fat, he was purposefully malnutritioned by George
>Pancham was constantly called a little nigglet. As he grew up he painfully shaved his black fur.
>Having lost all his pride, Sirfetch'd started beating himself up, and cutting his wrists; he truly became a Farfetch'd bird
>George painted Poliwrath's body and drew squares on it. Eventually the other Poliwraths disowned him, so he set out with George who still draws squares on him
>George trained Scrafty to steal from local whores and pirates. Eventually he developed a kleptomaniac disorder
>Lopunny was beaten up severely for not wanting to marry a rich weeaboo. She then became a transgender and joined George's other misfits.
One day on the mountain that George stood upon, he saw his reflection from the lake-water. It didn't matter how many lifts he did; he would always remain as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man.
