Lois:PEETAH, NO! OUR DEOXYS IS DEAD!
Peetah:Oh my god! This is worse than that time I found a Kadabra inside a church!
>Scene cuts to Peetah entering a church while playing Pokemon GO
Peetah:Holy crap, I found Kadabra, the goat-headed Pokemon!
>Everyone inside the church gasps and turn their heads towards Peetah
Priest:That Pokemon was made by Satan! Away with you, blasphemer!
>Everyone attacks Peetah
Peetah:Oooh my god!!! Help me, Kadabra!!!
>Scene cuts back to the main story
Meg:Why do you guys care, anyway? We just caught another Deoxys yesterday, and it was a shiny one!
Peetah:Shut up, Meg.
Stewie:Good god, Brian, I don't think this is something that will go away for a long time...like that time when Chris tried to use a Bellsprout as a fleshlight!
>Scene cuts to Chris in a China Mall
Chris:So, mister chinese salesman, are you sure this sentient plant will be good for getting rid of... You know...
Chinese salesman:Yes, yes! Very gud indeed!And no poison and no bat soup guaranteed! 20 bucks! 20 bucks now, american pig!
Chris:Okay, thanks!