>>43341857Welcome to my Ted Talk. Sit down, shut the fuck up and lets begin talking about why Jynx is the best at kissing.
First and foremost: FEMALE ONLY. Women aren't real on the internet anyway so this conversation only mattered to us men to begin with.
>Luscious lips that will either lovingly embrace yours/your face/wherever she's kissing, if not envelop it in a strong, powerful love>Seductive voice that will melt your worries away>Can send you off to sleep if you're having trouble sleeping at night>Will be more than happy for you to do more to her as you, her trainer, are her everything>Due to her lips and using Lovely Kiss, is probably predisposed to a high amount of kissing and would want to kiss you when given even the slightest excuse>Just woken up? Kisses>Sitting down for her homemade breakfast this morning? Pucker up>Heading out for today's slew of Champion Title Defence matches or to Catch 'em All? Get smooched>Just arrived home? You get some gentle pecks before you hop in the bath she's drawn for you whilst she puts the finishing touches on dinner>Ready for today's breeding session? You'll look like a goddamn pretentious art piece once she's planted her lips' silhouette all over your bodyAnd that's why Jynx is objectively, infallibly and irrefutably the best Pokemon for kissing. Next time we'll discuss which Pokemon is best for Lap Pillows and Ear Cleaning. See you same time, next week!