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$60 is like two dinners, maybe one if you go to a nice enough restaurant, because I have a job and a wife, virgin. If you're proud that you held on to your birthday money, you should either get off this board for being underaged, or reevaluate what your concerns are in life.
Alternately, and more likely, this is just a shitpost, but shitposts are still shitposts, even if they're ironic
