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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 04:59:28 No.43393215 View View Reply Original Report

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Guys help, my recently evolved Gardevoir keeps giving me this weird look. She's never done this as a Kirlia or a Ralts. Does she hate me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:00:27 No.43393222 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:00:34 No.43393225 Report

Quoted By: >>43393242

I think she's looking for you to give her a Ralts, no harm. And I don't mean catching her one either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:01:38 No.43393242 Report

Quoted By: >>43393486

>>43393225
But the GTS would make me have to give up a rare mon to get a Ralts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:02:15 No.43393249 Report

Quoted By: >>43404446

>>43393215
take your meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:04:10 No.43393269 Report

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>>43393215
You need to rope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:25:03 No.43393486 Report

Quoted By: >>43393515

>>43393242
See, that's the thing. I don't think she wants one from somebody else. I think she wants you to give her a Ralts. Again, not by catching one either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:27:54 No.43393515 Report

Quoted By: >>43393535 >>43393572 >>43393590

>>43393486
Then how am I supposed to do that Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:30:05 No.43393535 Report

Quoted By: >>43393587 >>43393590

>>43393515
If I have to draw you a diagram at this stage of your life, I suggest you sue your school for lack of appropriate teachings regarding the mechanics of reproduction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:33:01 No.43393572 Report

Quoted By: >>43393587 >>43409305

>>43393515
fuck her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:34:18 No.43393587 Report

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>>43393535
I'm still confused what you mean. Pokemon can only be caught, traded, or hatched from eggs. The only thing left is hatching from eggs, but I asked the Daycare Man where eggs come from, and they say they don't know and that they just find eggs whenever 2 pokemon that get along are left together.
But Gardevoir doesn't seem to get along with any pokemon I try leaving her with. Am I doing something wrong?

>>43393572
That's rude. I love her very much and would never abandon her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:34:58 No.43393590 Report

Quoted By: >>43393609 >>43393634

>>43393515
She wants a breeding partner.

>>43393535
They don't teach you how to catch Gallades in school you moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:35:28 No.43393596 Report

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>>43393215
She’s psychic lad
She knows

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:36:58 No.43393609 Report

Quoted By: >>43393636

>>43393590
>She wants a breeding partner.
Anon as I said above she doesn't really get along with other pokemon. So if she wants to breed i'm not exactly sure what to do...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:39:50 No.43393634 Report

Quoted By: >>43393643

>>43393590
Who said anything about catching one, you emotionally blind retard? There's a reason she's giving her trainer the eye and NOT because she wants a male escort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:40:03 No.43393636 Report

Quoted By: >>43393681

>>43393609
Well clearly you're a bad trainer and keep catching the wrong ones.

Hmm... try putting her in there with a female, see what happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:41:06 No.43393643 Report

Quoted By: >>43393652

>>43393634
I know what you're implying and I'm choosing to ignore it you pathetic coomer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:42:21 No.43393652 Report

Quoted By: >>43393672

>>43393643
Well then enjoy having a depressed Gardevoir, not as if I care, not my pokémon after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:45:07 No.43393672 Report

Quoted By: >>43393883

>>43393652
Do the world a favor and hang yourself already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:46:47 No.43393681 Report

Quoted By: >>43393717

>>43393636
I talked to the Daycare Man again, and he says that eggs pretty much only show up after you leave a male and a female pokemon that get along together, and she just seems bored around other pokemon when not battling or training. Maybe she's not into other pokemon? Then why does she want a baby? Any ideas Anons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:54:07 No.43393717 Report

Quoted By: >>43393733

>>43393681
Why haven't you just asked her yet? Don't tell me you didn't even teach her how to use telepathy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:54:54 No.43393724 Report

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>>43393215
She read your mind, and she has enough dirt on you to ensure you'll be paying top dollar for victuals from now on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 05:56:14 No.43393733 Report

Quoted By: >>43393916

>>43393717
Wait I can do that? Hang on lemme figure out how. Thanks Anon.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 06:19:26 No.43393883 Report

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>>43393672
Get off this board if this kind of shit annoys you. You've been the objective minority opinion on the matter since the board went live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 06:24:55 No.43393916 Report

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>>43393733
Teaching her yourself is going to be hard if you aren't psychic. Try to find an occult group in your town, they can help you learn more about psychic types, ghost types, and fairy types. If you can't find one, battle until you find a psychic or hex maniac you can ask for help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 11:30:32 No.43395422 Report

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Proper Gardevoir care involves regularly and routinely breeding and filling her womb with your seed. If you're unable to properly care for your Pokemon, you should trade her away or release her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 11:32:43 No.43395430 Report

Quoted By: >>43395451

Guys help, my Gardevoir keeps trying to suck me off. I honestly don't know what to do anymore. Every time I go to sleep it sneaks out of its ball somehow and start trying to take my pants off. I've even woke up to find it smiling at me with cum in its mouth. I just don't know what I can do to stop this. It even keeps trying to do it in public, it's very embarrassing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 11:37:14 No.43395451 Report

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>>43395430
Nut up or shut up. Get a nice hotel room, drop those shorts, and let her take the lead. You're in too deep now and if you can't handle that then release her you dense motherfucker because you'll both be happier that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 11:44:47 No.43395485 Report

Quoted By: >>43395499

Guys, what the fuck do I do? My zoroark disguised itself as my girlfriend and I didn't realize it until it was way too late. I figured it was a one and done incident since she never tried anything else after but now she's looking like she might be pregnant with an egg and i'm incredibly scared and confused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 11:47:46 No.43395499 Report

Quoted By: >>43395737

>>43395485
Are you sure you're human anon? I'm asking because Zoroark isn't actually in the human-like egg group despite their appearance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 12:47:51 No.43395737 Report

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>>43395499
Shut the fuck up dude, I don't need an existential crisis on top of everything!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 12:54:49 No.43395773 Report

Quoted By: >>43397360

Oh God my Gardevoir keeps making me listen to caramelldansen ON LOOP mentally AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 12:55:56 No.43395781 Report

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>>43393215
she's taunting your smol pp size lmao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 14:12:12 No.43396179 Report

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>>43393215
Clearly she's got a thing for himbos, because you're not dummy thicc. You're just dummy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 14:33:09 No.43396288 Report

Quoted By: >>43396306

>>43393215
>+30 replies
>no one has been posted the saurce

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 14:34:48 No.43396306 Report

Quoted By: >>43400877

>>43396288
No one's thought to ask for it, clearly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 17:08:56 No.43397360 Report

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>>43395773
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 18:18:04 No.43398214 Report

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She's thinking of my nuts and penis, ur gæ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 19:00:34 No.43398638 Report

Quoted By:

>>43393222
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 22:14:09 No.43400877 Report

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>>43393215
>>43396306
Ok then, sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 22:15:39 No.43400888 Report

Quoted By: >>43404111

Yes. Because u r scymbag. She want u Die

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 22:18:21 No.43400919 Report

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>>43393222
Cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 00:37:06 No.43402498 Report

Quoted By: >>43407263

>>43393215
try to fight back and resist
and lose to her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 03:02:10 No.43403890 Report

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she probably learned some new move and is confused. consider deleting all of her non attacking moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 03:27:47 No.43404086 Report

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>>43393222
nice trips... also based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 03:31:23 No.43404111 Report

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>>43400888
uhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 03:31:44 No.43404115 Report

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Is anyone else legitimately afraid of mind readers in fiction. Like whether its a pokemon with an empathetic bond or a legit psychic from some tv show I cant stop thinking about meeting them in life and then having them scan my brain and instantly see the countless years of straight shota, fanfiction I’ve written, embarrassing childhood autism memories, and sad thoughts I’ve ever had. Plus what if I remember myself pooping and they see it
god I fucking hate mindreaders

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 03:33:56 No.43404131 Report

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guys the same thing is happening with my clefable. what do bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 03:35:38 No.43404149 Report

Quoted By: >>43404220

Why would a Pokemon want to fuck her trainer in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 03:46:13 No.43404220 Report

Quoted By: >>43404234

>>43404149
I can think of a number of reasons. Unbearable heat and no available alternative mate being one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 03:48:20 No.43404234 Report

Quoted By: >>43404257 >>43404311

>>43404220
Grass-types don't go into heat, right? Or Bug-types?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 03:51:33 No.43404257 Report

Quoted By: >>43404269

>>43404234
Maybe that's why they're generally not as appealing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 03:53:17 No.43404269 Report

Quoted By: >>43404346

>>43404257
I mean, if I were a degenerate Pokephile, I'd find them much more attractive than many Pokemon of the other types.
Plus, it's not like there are any attractive Pokemon that'd go into heat, right?

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 03:57:33 No.43404311 Report

Quoted By: >>43404320 >>43405050

>>43404234
You do remember Bayleef trying to rape Ash every chance she got, yes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 03:58:39 No.43404320 Report

Quoted By: >>43404335

>>43404311
I didn't watch the anime after the Orange Island arc, so no, I don't.
But that's pretty hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 04:00:24 No.43404335 Report

Quoted By: >>43404364

>>43404320
Was pretty cute, she'd had a massive crush on Ash as a Chikorita, even used Vine Whip to push Pikachu out of Ash's bed to snuggle up beside him herself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 04:01:15 No.43404346 Report

Quoted By: >>43404360 >>43404364

>>43404269
For argument's sake let's say human-like pokemon don't. Zoroark isn't human-like. It's in the field egg group which encompasses mammals and is based on a fox. It probably does. Add to that the limitless possibilities of it's illusions which can easily fool all the senses and you do have an attractive pokemon that can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 04:02:24 No.43404360 Report

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>>43404346
But that's cheating!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 04:02:52 No.43404364 Report

Quoted By: >>43404402 >>43404424

>>43404346
It's not like a Zoroark in heat would do anything rash, right? And what's the likelyhood she could figure out what I'm into and exploit it?

>>43404335
That does sound really cute. Does she ever evolve into a Meganium?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 04:07:13 No.43404402 Report

Quoted By: >>43404424 >>43404539

>>43404364
Definitely above zero. You would have to be incredibly paranoid and build your lifestyle around keeping things secret from it, and that might not even be enough since their illusions would let them become impossible for you to perceive while you're having a casual fap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 04:10:41 No.43404424 Report

Quoted By: >>43404465

>>43404364
No sadly.
>>43404402
>not finding a qt Zoroark girlfriend who helps you live out your wildest sexual fantasies as you fulfil hers of finding a loving loyal partner to raise Zorua with

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 04:13:16 No.43404446 Report

Quoted By:

>>43393249
Go play in the traffic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 04:15:24 No.43404465 Report

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>>43404424
Indeed. Better to embrace your lot in life and go all in with it. Heck, the Zorua will even pretend to be normalish human kids without a lot of the screaming and crying so you'll hardly notice if you so choose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 04:27:13 No.43404539 Report

Quoted By: >>43404619

>>43404402
I mean, even if she catches me fapping, how would she find anything out? Zoroarks don't have telepathy, right?
And would she try to keep me for herself, or share me with other Pokemon on my team?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 04:31:53 No.43404578 Report

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>>43393215
God I bet a Gards asshole smells like fresh salad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 04:41:04 No.43404619 Report

Quoted By: >>43404801 >>43404843

>>43404539
You underestimate just how fucking smart and crafty pokemon are, particularly a Zoroark. We straight up from pokemon Black and White 2 know that they are capable of talking. If we're counting the pokemon movies Zorua and Zoroark are also capable of telepathy. As for sharing you with other pokemon... probably not but I can't say for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 04:48:30 No.43404682 Report

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>>43393222
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 05:08:08 No.43404801 Report

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>>43404619
Well, can't argue with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 05:12:57 No.43404843 Report

Quoted By: >>43404875

>>43404619
I see, I see. So, if she knows Telepathy, and she was persistent enough, she could perfectly exploit me to satisfy her heat. And honestly, I don't think I'd mind too much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 05:16:52 No.43404875 Report

Quoted By: >>43405006

>>43404843
If nothing else it would be a considerably pleasurable experience for both of you. A zoroark's illusions fool ALL senses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 05:31:23 No.43405006 Report

Quoted By: >>43405072

>>43404875
So what if she found out I found certain Grass-types attractive as well? Would she just work them into her illusions, or what?

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 05:35:31 No.43405050 Report

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>>43404311
i want bayleef to sit on my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 05:37:58 No.43405072 Report

Quoted By: >>43405088

>>43405006
I would say yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 05:39:49 No.43405088 Report

Quoted By: >>43405196

>>43405072
So she'd just probe through my mind, using any girls she sees (human or Pokemon) to weave her illusions while riding me as she pleases? Of course, only letting me finish while she's in her true form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 05:52:01 No.43405196 Report

Quoted By: >>43405293

>>43405088
It's more likely she'd sit around invisible, see what you fap to, and go off that. I don't know if zoroark telepathy is purely for communication or if they can actually data mine your brain with it. Can't say on that last bit myself... but it sounds hot as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 06:04:08 No.43405293 Report

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>>43405196
It'd have to allow for mental data mining for her to learn what I'm into, really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 06:30:08 No.43405496 Report

Quoted By: >>43405523

Imagine waking up one day to realize that you were actually a Zoroark all along that had forgotten they were one because they were so deep into their own illusions they fooled them-self. Would that be fucked up or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 06:33:42 No.43405523 Report

Quoted By: >>43405549

>>43405496
Zoroark's illusion shatters if they ever take damage. Everyone stubs their toe eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 06:36:31 No.43405549 Report

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>>43405523
That makes things even more interesting. Just one day you're minding you're own business when you get a paper cut or stub your toe and everything you thought you knew comes crumbling down around you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 11:18:52 No.43407263 Report

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>>43402498
based and godiwishthatweremepilled

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 12:37:39 No.43407615 Report

Quoted By: >>43409145

It's uncharacteristic of a Gardevoir to do that, unless it wants something directly from you.
Say, have you talked to it?, i know you can, also, do you for any circumstances sleep whit it or it passes to long outside of it's pokeball together whit you?
If any of those two are a yes, the up front ask this to it. "Do you find me as a mate to you?" then you will know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 16:03:30 No.43409145 Report

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>>43407615
gardevoir wants my virginity and wont ever give it back to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 16:19:38 No.43409305 Report

Quoted By: >>43409372

>>43393572
But there's no holes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 16:26:19 No.43409372 Report

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>>43409305
She has a mouth, and doesn't need a hole to give a thigh job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 16:27:06 No.43409384 Report

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>>43393222
I can't stop clicking it, this is amazing

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 16:39:54 No.43409514 Report

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>found a modest male ralts
I can't turn that into a gallade. Guess I'll have to make a ladyboy like the old days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 20:42:18 No.43411825 Report

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Seems to me female pokemon are more likely to go for anything male. Male pokemon need to control their women. Bug types are a lost cause though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 21:53:53 No.43412609 Report

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Gardevoir got me into reverse traps.

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