"Professor Oak, did I ever tell you about Margo? She was some rich guy's spoiled pink-haired daughter, a fine piece of jailbait from this city called Fula that I visited. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts too! Barely legal in most regions.

Pikachu and I used to double-battle her at the end of every successful gym challenge when I was there, and once in a while we’d even have the entire Pokédex run a train over her, part of official Pokémon “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle an Onyx better than any Rockclimber I've ever seen! She wore a miniskirt with a sexy lingerie every day so we told her that Pokémon trainers don't wear panties. Since she was constantly jumping and getting abducted you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid flight as she'd get grabbed by the waist while telling her Teddiursa to use Tackle. It was surreal.

We taught her to grip her Pokéball backwards like a testicle and she constantly got kidnapped by criminals and wild Pokémon almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno, Professor. You have no idea.

And she was a good friend. Pikachu and I miss her a lot!"