>are you a ftm or mtf?
>region based on California
>professor is a big afro black woman and not a pretty one, used her sass to erase all the previous professors combined work since it was problematic (gendered pokemon, really?)
>in game music is all angsty pretentious garbage with meme mumble rap for the hype gym battles
>more unskippable cutscenes and political stuff than ever
>once you've earned all 8 badges, you're hardcoded to lose to the villain team (team storm)
>they murder all your pokemon and rape you
>they force you to eat your starter pokemon
>timeskip, now instead of a 10 year old you're an emotionally vacant college student
>given a forced loadout of pokemon to take on the elite four, and your character kills the other persons pokemon each time (poignant commentary on mass shooters)
>at the champion you're hardcoded to lose but your character kills everyone and themselves afterwards anyway
>perspective shifts to a 10 year old refugee in the crowd who agrees the pokemon league is a corrupt arm of the patriarchy and must be cancelled forever
>ending credits show all the previous gym leaders, elite four, and protagonists + their pokemon getting killed
>the game deletes all your stored pokemon in pokemon home/bank and retroactively deletes the save file of any previous gen game you had where you transferred a pokemon
