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FUCK YOU

Anonymous Thu 30 Apr 2020 23:40:14 No.43444742 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>43444812 >>43444843 >>43444851 >>43444868 >>43445349 >>43445515

I CAN BEAT ANY POKEMON

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Apr 2020 23:41:38 No.43444751 Report

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LITERALLY NO POKEMON HAS THE CORRECT DENSITY TO WITHSTAND THE LOWEST ESTIMATE BITE FORCE FAGGOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Apr 2020 23:52:34 No.43444812 Report

Quoted By: >>43444827

>>43444742
ghost types

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Apr 2020 23:54:51 No.43444827 Report

Quoted By: >>43444855 >>43445414

>>43444812
Bite is a dark type move, which is super effective against ghost types

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Apr 2020 23:56:47 No.43444843 Report

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>>43444742
Pokemon can use long range attacks amd against fliers a t-rex is helpless against an assault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Apr 2020 23:57:02 No.43444845 Report

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Noibat used dragon rage from afar!

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Anonymous Thu 30 Apr 2020 23:57:23 No.43444851 Report

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Anonymous Thu 30 Apr 2020 23:57:49 No.43444855 Report

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>>43444827
you can't claim real world statistics and also ingame typing, otherwise tyrantrum just wins.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Apr 2020 23:59:47 No.43444867 Report

Quoted By: >>43445119 >>43445309 >>43445353

oh ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Apr 2020 23:59:51 No.43444868 Report

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>>43444742
Shut up Shudo.

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Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 00:33:23 No.43445119 Report

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Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 00:58:08 No.43445309 Report

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Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 01:03:17 No.43445349 Report

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>>43444742
Whatever, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 01:03:35 No.43445353 Report

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>>43444851
>>43444867
LITERALLY DENYING CANON FACT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 01:08:32 No.43445414 Report

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>>43444827
A T-Rex is not a Pokemon and thus cannot use Pokemon moves.

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Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 01:18:05 No.43445515 Report

Quoted By: >>43445722

>>43444742
and yet you still can beat me
pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 01:18:22 No.43445520 Report

Quoted By: >>43445703

This argument is as stupid the one billion lions where lionfags try to stack the odds in the lions' favor by using game mechanics for the Pokemon but using real life for the lions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 01:30:24 No.43445643 Report

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>>43445349
Well that's settled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 01:37:28 No.43445703 Report

Quoted By: >>43445713 >>43445738

>>43445520
>>43445520
Groudon is no bigger than a polar bear and a tyrannosaurus would bite through a polar bear like butter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 01:38:33 No.43445713 Report

Quoted By: >>43445755

>>43445703
Polar bears don't have the superhuman durability that Pokemon have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 01:39:10 No.43445722 Report

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>>43445515
someone didn't read the news

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Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 01:41:11 No.43445738 Report

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>>43445703
T Rex gets impaled with Precipice Blades.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 01:42:15 No.43445755 Report

Quoted By: >>43445768

>>43445713
Polar bears are far more durable than humans who canonically can withstand pokemon attacks
Dont try that fake "pokemon humans are canonically super strong" shit thats not a real thing it's just animation errors and comedy relieve stacked together

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 01:43:58 No.43445768 Report

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>>43445755
You said it yourself. Humans in Pokemon can only survive Pokemon attacks because it's played for laughs and gag power is in effect. Humans are canonically killed by Bewear's hugs.

A real life human or polar bear doesn't have gag power.