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Twenty four weeks.
One hundred and seventy days.
Four thousand and eighty hours.
TWO HUNDRED, FOURTY FOUR THOUSAND AND EIGHT HUNDRED MINUTES.
Still haven't bought it.

LGPEnis.
One year.
Seventy-seven weeks.
Five hundred and fourty three days.
Thirteen thousand and thirty two hours.
SEVEN HUNDRED, EIGHTY ONE THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED AND TWENTY MINUTES.
Still haven't bought it.

Ultra Shit and Ultra Moon
Two years.
Eight hundred and ninety eight days.
One hundred and twenty eight weeks.
Twenty one thousand, five hundred and fifty two hours.
ONE MILLION, TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY THREE THOUSAND, ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY MINUTES AND COUNTING.
Still haven't bought it anyway.

And I won't be buying the DLC.
Eat. Shit.