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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:02:42 No.43476984 View View Reply Original Report

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Kicking off with Josef Fritzl
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritzl_case

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:06:10 No.43477002 Report

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>>43476984
Tarrare
>Guzzlord, Snorlax, Swalot, Greedent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:08:41 No.43477011 Report

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>>43476984
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler
I want to make something for this guy, but I don't know what to give him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:09:44 No.43477015 Report

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>>43477002
Holy shit, I just googled him. That's fucking insane. Was his metabolism caused by a rare birth defect or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:12:30 No.43477028 Report

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>>43477015
Possibly, though what exactly caused it was never found out. It's theorized that he might have had polyphagia or something

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:12:56 No.43477031 Report

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Vladimir Nabokov

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:15:14 No.43477038 Report

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>>43477011
Froslass, Mismagius

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:18:31 No.43477046 Report

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isn't that the guy that raped his own daughters and their offspring over and over for decades

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:20:18 No.43477050 Report

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>>43476984
Kadabra

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:22:35 No.43477057 Report

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>>43477046
Yes. Kept them locked in a special basement apartment.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:24:43 No.43477070 Report

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Charles II of Spain
>Dracovish, Arctovish, Dracozolt, Arctozolt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:29:03 No.43477092 Report

Quoted By: >>43483862 >>43483877

>>43477050
It's so ridiculous that we can't have Kadabra in anything but the videogames just because this dumb fucking fraud is assblasted because it's japanese name is similar to his.

Why can't he just be happy that the biggest media franchise to date has a reference to him. At this point Kadabra is way more popular than Uri Geller

also
>tfw one time he had a cringe casting show on german TV where he was looking for the best 'magician'
>tfw when goth autist who talks to his ravens won

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:36:28 No.43477116 Report

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>>43477070
Haha, nice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:49:33 No.43477175 Report

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>>43476984
Chang and Eng Bunker
>Girafarig

Also, since I have a vast source of useless knowledge, here's a bunch of interesting people that other anons in the thread could make teams for (since I ironically don't know what to give them myself)

>Hugh Glass
>Phineas Gage
>Alexis St. Martin
>Juliane Koepcke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:55:38 No.43477204 Report

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>>43477175
>Phineas Gage

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 07:56:40 No.43477211 Report

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>>43477204
Forgot my pic, like an idiot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 08:02:30 No.43477238 Report

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>>43476984
Julia Pastrana
Hatterene/Grimmsnarl and maybe Rillaboom (since she was said to have a "gorilla-like appearance")

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 09:01:28 No.43477536 Report

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>>43476984
why do the hairy unshaven sex fiends always have this :/ face?

anyway pic is self explanatory. maybe a slaking as well or a swalot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 09:04:50 No.43477546 Report

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>>43476984
He's kind of hot. I love the idea of him having my legs spread open And examining my pussy while telling me what a naughty slut I am for getting so wet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 09:07:58 No.43477552 Report

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>>43477546
ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 11:04:42 No.43477960 Report

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>>43477536
He promised us a Bastiodon, but he never delivered...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 11:08:15 No.43477974 Report

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>>43476984

>Joseph Fritzl

>Not Pic related (german name Frizelbliz)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 17:31:00 No.43480066 Report

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>>43477116
Axis powers:
>Germany: Hydreigon
>Japan: Bisharp
>Italy: Honchkrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 17:32:02 No.43480074 Report

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>>43477960
*stakataka
Literally the wall pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 17:34:48 No.43480089 Report

Quoted By: >>43480106 >>43480125 >>43482285

>>43476984
>dan schneider
>smoochum, pichu, cleffa, igglybuff, togepi hypno

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 17:37:29 No.43480106 Report

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>>43480089
>dan "one more pinker in her stinker" schneider

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 17:39:44 No.43480125 Report

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>>43480089
>Dan "the man with a plan and a white van" Schnider

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 17:40:00 No.43480126 Report

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>>43477070
Probably use that same team, though I'm unsure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 17:52:36 No.43480197 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 17:57:47 No.43480236 Report

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>>43480197
Took me 5 minutes to get this one lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 17:58:24 No.43480244 Report

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>Raymond Robinson

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 18:01:33 No.43480277 Report

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>>43480244
I never knew this guy existed until now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 18:31:55 No.43480514 Report

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>>43476984
>having a daughter is the ultimate and final cu-

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 18:34:38 No.43480547 Report

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>>43477536
>maybe an arceus as well or a braviary
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 18:36:57 No.43480566 Report

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>>43480126
>not Celebi
Come on now, you gotta

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 18:37:52 No.43480573 Report

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>>43476984
>Torchic, Incineroar, Scorbunny, Psyduck, Pichu, any Bug type

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 18:39:31 No.43480588 Report

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>>43477204
>>43477211
Give him a Hoopa too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 19:19:49 No.43480972 Report

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Xi jinping

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 19:28:32 No.43481047 Report

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>>43477175
I'll try Juliane Koepcke:
>Thundurus
>Tropius
>Swirlix
>Furret (she's a mammalogist now)
Here's a few more people that might possibly be interesting to create a team for:
>Hong Xiuquan
>Henry Darger
>Jeffrey Dahmer
>Mary Mallon
>Adrian Carton de Wiart

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 19:28:46 No.43481049 Report

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>>43480972

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 19:40:07 No.43481160 Report

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>>43480972

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 19:43:17 No.43481201 Report

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>>43481049
>>43481160
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 21:29:20 No.43482285 Report

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>>43480089
>no Hitmonlee

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 21:34:36 No.43482351 Report

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>>43480126
>copperajah
>Donphan
>kadabra
>mimikyu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 21:42:10 No.43482427 Report

Quoted By: >>43482444

Steve Irwin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 21:43:37 No.43482444 Report

Quoted By: >>43482483

>>43482427
>tfw his mantine is secretly his most dangerous team member

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 21:47:41 No.43482483 Report

Quoted By: >>43482526

>>43482444
>mfw you get poison jab’d by mantine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 21:50:33 No.43482526 Report

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>>43482483
>Mantine used poison jab, it hurt Steve in it's confusion

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2020 00:13:37 No.43483735 Report

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>>43480547
most dfinitely a milotic, cause its gonna be beautiful. so beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2020 00:28:15 No.43483856 Report

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>>43477031
Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2020 00:29:17 No.43483862 Report

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>>43477092
I didn't know V(irgil) was a real person lmao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2020 00:30:57 No.43483877 Report

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>>43477092
He's a kike who makes a living based on lies, what do you expect?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2020 04:51:54 No.43485901 Report

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>>43481047
Huh
the only person I've heard of is Dahmer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2020 06:24:29 No.43486522 Report

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>>43477175
I just realized that I forgot to give them Doduo

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