I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
Shaymin the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking Tundra. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking Tundra and he said his subquest was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my pokemon dot com: Shaymin the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this apricot except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all dlc, no postgame, no full dex, look at that it looks like two pokeballs and a metapod.

He fucked my Tundra so guess what? I'm gonna fuck Sinnoh. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on Sinnoh, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE HALL OF ORIGIN. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ARCEUS, I PISSED ON THE HALL OF ORIGIN YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Mt. Coronet, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.