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>Pokemon Maroon and Chartreuse is released
>Masuda claims that there is "Over 8000 Pokemon and 60 gyms"
>Game releases and there is only 15 Pokemon and 2 gyms
>Turns out all the Pokemon and gyms only existed in lore
>Out of the 15, 2 of them are new (but both just Pikaclones) and the other 13 are just Charizard but in different hats
>There is a new gimmick called Chronomaxing where your Pokemon travels through time to call on the power of it's ancestors
>All it actually does is give your Pokemon +2 in every stat and puts a sepia filter over the screen
>The game's graphics are actually worse than the GBC games
>All the Pokemon and characters are just dots on the screen with their names above them
>People defend this by saying "Making 15 unique Pokemon is hard! The dots are all they could do with the small indie team they had."
>The game retails for $8000 and features day one DLC that adds Greninja to the game for an extra $1000
>The game sells 9.8 Billion copies worldwide
>Every single person who bought it also buys the DLC 6 times each
>Masuda sits upon his golden throne at the top of his literal ivory tower counting his quintillions of yen that he made with his latest release
>"RAH HA HA HAAAA, SRTUPID GAIJIN PIGGU!!! THAY BRUY RITORALLY RANYFRING I MAKEU!!!"
>He has been kept alive all this time by an IV drip containing the souls of Pokemon fans that willingly gave their lives to Masuda
>"ROAH MERRIKU!!! MY SHOESU GRETTING RERY DRIRTY!!! YU COME CREAN NROW!!!"
>Pokemon Maroon and Chartreuse is released
>Masuda claims that there is "Over 8000 Pokemon and 60 gyms"
>Game releases and there is only 15 Pokemon and 2 gyms
>Turns out all the Pokemon and gyms only existed in lore
>Out of the 15, 2 of them are new (but both just Pikaclones) and the other 13 are just Charizard but in different hats
>There is a new gimmick called Chronomaxing where your Pokemon travels through time to call on the power of it's ancestors
>All it actually does is give your Pokemon +2 in every stat and puts a sepia filter over the screen
>The game's graphics are actually worse than the GBC games
>All the Pokemon and characters are just dots on the screen with their names above them
>People defend this by saying "Making 15 unique Pokemon is hard! The dots are all they could do with the small indie team they had."
>The game retails for $8000 and features day one DLC that adds Greninja to the game for an extra $1000
>The game sells 9.8 Billion copies worldwide
>Every single person who bought it also buys the DLC 6 times each
>Masuda sits upon his golden throne at the top of his literal ivory tower counting his quintillions of yen that he made with his latest release
>"RAH HA HA HAAAA, SRTUPID GAIJIN PIGGU!!! THAY BRUY RITORALLY RANYFRING I MAKEU!!!"
>He has been kept alive all this time by an IV drip containing the souls of Pokemon fans that willingly gave their lives to Masuda
>"ROAH MERRIKU!!! MY SHOESU GRETTING RERY DRIRTY!!! YU COME CREAN NROW!!!"
