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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 17:56:45 No.43526966 View View Reply Original Report

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Should Pokémon have the right to adopt humans?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 17:59:25 No.43526984 Report

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>>43526966
that's what happened with N

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 18:01:13 No.43526998 Report

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>>43526966
Depends. Would the Pokemon treat the human child with love and like its one of his/her own?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 18:02:15 No.43527006 Report

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>>43526966
they're dumb animals, when you see a dog roll up to a homeless shelter and pick itself a hobo you might have a point

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 18:04:37 No.43527024 Report

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>>43527006
>dumb animals
>have been shown to have equal if not greater intelligence to humans countless times.

The only dumb one here is you bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 18:07:25 No.43527045 Report

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>>43527024
chimps can easily beat out humans in short-term memory tests but they still eat their own shit and babies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 18:09:55 No.43527057 Report

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>>43527045
>Short term memory>actual intelligence.

Yeah me thinks that you're also as dumb as chimps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 18:10:50 No.43527059 Report

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>>43527057
kind of sounds like you're looking for a reason to justify spanking it to cartoon animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 18:18:01 No.43527107 Report

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>>43527059
Where did you get sex from this thread? Just because you think of nothing but sex doesnt mean the rest of us does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 18:20:43 No.43527125 Report

Quoted By: >>43527134

notice all the furry shitposters go away when you make a topic about Pokemon raising humans for sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 18:23:19 No.43527134 Report

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>>43527125
you're here though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 19:51:14 No.43527754 Report

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>>43526966
Pokémon should have the right to own humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 19:52:15 No.43527762 Report

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kangaskhan is the mother we all deserved

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 20:22:57 No.43527933 Report

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>>43527006
ok Ghetsis

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 20:26:12 No.43527956 Report

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>>43527024
The only time they are shown to have any intelligence past simple animals is in the ashnime which is non-canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 20:31:07 No.43528006 Report

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>>43527956
>Alakazam
>Gardevoir
>Most legends
>Lucario
>Pheromosa
>Gothitelle
>Floette
>Etc
Ok dumbdumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 20:34:02 No.43528036 Report

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>>43527956
Except thats a lie. In all canons pokemon have shown they are at least sequel with human withs intelligence. But no, you keep whining.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 20:37:31 No.43528063 Report

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absolutely not
but they should definitely be nannies/caretakers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 22:16:38 No.43528828 Report

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>>43528063
>Not wanting a caring Dragonite mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 22:20:22 No.43528858 Report

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>>43527006
Certain species of literal monkeys are more intelligent than most of the humans in Africa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 22:38:43 No.43528993 Report

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>>43528858
Self-deprecating humor is tiring after a while you know?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 23:46:12 No.43529509 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 23:51:00 No.43529540 Report

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>>43528828
anon, that a charizard mommy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 23:59:22 No.43529595 Report

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>>43529509
>tfw no Gardevoir mom that'll have sex with you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 00:08:42 No.43529635 Report

Quoted By: >>43537241

>tfw no lesbian snake couple to adopt you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 01:54:17 No.43530317 Report

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i want a pokemon to mommydom me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 02:03:00 No.43530360 Report

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>>43527754
is this image cropped?

I've been looking around for an uncropped version for awhile now but I only get your exact image

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 02:59:47 No.43530776 Report

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>>43530360
That is the full image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 03:13:39 No.43530858 Report

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>>43526966
Should I feel ashamed of myself for immediately recognizing where that art style came from?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 03:28:07 No.43530945 Report

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>>43528828

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 03:42:10 No.43531020 Report

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>>43528828
I mean, they could raise kids for sure, but someone has to actually provide for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 04:14:16 No.43531215 Report

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>>43531020
Doesn't sound impossible for a pokemon. N's kind of proof of that anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 04:41:52 No.43531366 Report

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>>43530776
it's very bizarre, It's looks so fucking cropped...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 04:55:59 No.43531444 Report

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>>43526966
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 05:05:55 No.43531500 Report

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>>43527006
They can get pretty intelligent, but they still basically have the mentality of hobo-saiyans. A ghost or psychic type would be a good bet for one able to raise a kid who is only mildly pretty autistic in mannerisms.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 05:44:19 No.43531746 Report

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>>43526966
Actually canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 07:33:49 No.43532206 Report

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I want to ride in Blissey's egg pouch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 07:50:55 No.43532263 Report

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>>43526966
>
didn't know I had this fetish. thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 08:02:47 No.43532304 Report

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>>43526998
Depends, but mostly yes. Even the most brutal Pokemon have this 'mother bear' thing going, like Tyranitar.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 11:40:49 No.43532948 Report

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>>43526966
tfw no braixen mummy wife

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 12:33:29 No.43533138 Report

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>>43526966
I'll go further and say that pokemon should have the right to enslave humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 16:00:56 No.43534110 Report

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>>43526966
I think the idea is really cute and am a little disappointed that most people want to imagine it as a fetish rather than a genuine parental bond

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 16:05:23 No.43534140 Report

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>>43534110
It would only create a feral child who can only say one word so the idea is terrible.
Since it's terrible we may as well take it to it's logical conclusion.

A boy raised by pokemon will fuck a pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 16:10:30 No.43534172 Report

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>>43534140
>Boy is adopted by a psychic that likely already has experience with humans, like Gardevoir or Oranguru
Or
>Boy is adopted at an age where he's already learned how to speak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 16:19:15 No.43534229 Report

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>>43534172
>Boy only learns one word his entire life and still remains feral with no knowledge of math or sciences or even knowing how to read. At best he is a puppet for a psychic type.
Or
Boy already familiar with civilization is sent into the wild against his will to live with the creatures

Kid is fucked no matter what.
Either timeline eventually leads to sex with pokemon though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 16:31:40 No.43534299 Report

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>>43534229
>>Boy already familiar with civilization is sent into the wild against his will to live with the creatures
>Boy later appreciates his pokemom realizing no one before wanted to take care of him
>Lives a happy life
Maybe he'll want to fuck a pokemon because he grew up with one, but that need not be his adoptive mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 21:35:12 No.43536529 Report

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>>43530945
Thats cute!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 23:22:22 No.43537241 Report

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>>43529635
>Imagine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 23:26:17 No.43537263 Report

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>>43530945
But Mama's sexy. Plus, now you have a fucking Dragon to fight for you (or more correctly, fight alongside her mate). Win-win.

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 01:13:34 No.43538097 Report

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>>43526966
See Star Trek TNG's episode The Bonding for your answer. Spoiler: Its a resounding no. Sentience and even sapience does not translate to comprehension or competence. Need an in world example of why they shouldn't?
>Pic related

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 01:14:34 No.43538107 Report

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>>43532948
>>43533138

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