*drops out of high-school*
ARA ARA HORR APPU HORR APPU PUREEZU
*bitches at playtesters*
HORR APPU FAAMRIIRI
*soft reboots the franchise*
SO RU SEIN
*makes a game so easy that even an infant could beat it*
SO RU CHAYIN TU SEI
*scraps the Azure Flute event*
ARA ESKYUUZUU MRII SO RU SEIN
*wastes profits on a useless vacation*
SO HORR APPU MINNASAN
*shills his favorite starter*
SO RU CHAYIN TU SEI
*calls Kanto Pokemon scary*
WRII WAZU
*shoves bugs up a woman's anus*
SOMU KAINA
*reuses 3DS assets*
SOMU FINNA
*borrows trees from Ocarina of Time*
WRII WAZU
*idolizes mobile game developers*
MANDORU
*ages 20 years in 5*
KAISHA N
*ruins Pokemon*
SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEETTTTUUUUU