/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #43531543

[51 / 10 / ?]

962KiB, 804x1080, BURAASTO.png

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 05:11:06 No.43531543 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>43531552 >>43531690 >>43531733 >>43537121 >>43537528

>become a Pokemon trainer
>battle in a Pokemon ring like pink related
>opposing Pokemon aims at your Pokemon
>misses
>hits you
>gets fucked up

Could you sue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 05:12:54 No.43531552 Report

Quoted By: >>43531597 >>43531665 >>43531813 >>43531885 >>43531903 >>43533245 >>43533625 >>43533782 >>43535793

>>43531543
aren’t pokemon moves really weak on people? ash gets electrocuted all them time and is fine

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1588940048731m.jpg, 74KiB, 1024x768

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 05:18:00 No.43531597 Report

Quoted By: >>43531677

>>43531552
Depends on the move and how much of a bitch you are. If Ash doesn't mind a Flamethrower from his own Charizard it's fine. But if another Charizard used Flamethrower on him, he could fall over like a professional soccer player and claim injury.

But what about 1-hit moves like Fissure and Sheer Cold? Are they harmless to humans or are the prone to knocking out humans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 05:30:23 No.43531665 Report

Quoted By:

>>43531552
slapstick humor usually relies on pain, yes anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 05:31:57 No.43531677 Report

Quoted By: >>43531722

>>43531597
with the socialized medicine of the pokémon world providing free and perfect healthcare I imagine permanent damage to the body isn’t possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 05:33:57 No.43531690 Report

Quoted By: >>43531722

>>43531543
>Could you sue?
Do Unovans really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 05:38:52 No.43531722 Report

Quoted By: >>43531725

>>43531677
>free and perfect healthcare
>for humans
Where in the fuck is there healthcare in the Pokemon world thats not for Pokemon?

>>43531690
If there's money involved, anyone can sue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 05:40:22 No.43531725 Report

Quoted By: >>43531747

>>43531722
nurses exist, and if pet medicine is free, human medicine is probably free too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 05:41:51 No.43531733 Report

Quoted By:

>>43531543
>not forcing contestants sign waivers for this exact reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 05:44:19 No.43531747 Report

Quoted By: >>43533592

>>43531725
But we've only been in a normal hospital once and that was in the anime. We can't assume the importance of Pokemon health is at the same standard of human health. This could be a world where a Pokemon's life may hold more value than a human's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 05:58:36 No.43531813 Report

Quoted By: >>43531819 >>43531874

>>43531552
Considering that pokemon like Pokemon can control their flames to not hurt people, it's very likely that any injuries they inflict on their trainers are light enough to not injure them permanently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 05:59:56 No.43531819 Report

Quoted By: >>43531874

>>43531813
Meant to type Ponyta.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1586010453443.jpg, 50KiB, 500x500

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 06:12:58 No.43531874 Report

Quoted By: >>43531908

>>43531813
>>43531819
Ponyta and Rapidash have a Flame Body or Flame Wheel on their bodies at all times that burns those they want to burn. Knowing this, they can control the heat their flames burn people. So, at most, Fire-type Pokemon can injure/kill humans. SUE THAT POKEMON'S TRAINER!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 06:14:42 No.43531885 Report

Quoted By: >>43531908

>>43531552
>aren’t pokemon moves really weak on people? ash gets electrocuted all them time and is fine
what kind of retard are you?
that's just cartoon physics humor.

Next you tell me people don't die from fire because cartoon characters get burned all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 06:19:18 No.43531903 Report

Quoted By:

>>43531552
Gag physics. Whenever a Pokemon attacking a human is played straight, it made clear that the attack would be lethal if it connected.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO KqbMCzd.png, 519KiB, 600x1000

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 06:19:55 No.43531908 Report

Quoted By: >>43531914 >>43531978

>>43531885
The physics of the Pokemon world may apply differently than ours. Unless we have proof of other humans in the Pokemon world being seriously injured in their world like ours, they may have different reactions to Pokemon moves like this >>43531874

The only thing I can think of that affects humans the same is being impaled by a Rayquaza tail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 06:20:34 No.43531914 Report

Quoted By: >>43531929

>>43531908
anime isn't real, son.

go outside

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1587706426872.jpg, 131KiB, 960x663

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 06:24:30 No.43531929 Report

Quoted By: >>43531946 >>43531963

>>43531914
I do go outside. If Pokemon were in our world, the weak (people on /vp/) will die by wild Pokemon magic. But, if it were in the Pokemon world, humans may have a chance of higher survival rates if the anime and manga humans can survive Pokemon attacks and people (from /vp/) don't try to fuck Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 06:29:06 No.43531946 Report

Quoted By: >>43531996 >>43533227

>>43531929
>If Pokemon were in our world, the weak (people on /vp/) will die by wild Pokemon magic
>wild Pokemon magic
how old are you?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1579051929593.png, 85KiB, 1121x1065

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 06:32:43 No.43531963 Report

Quoted By: >>43531996

>>43531929
jesus christ lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 06:35:51 No.43531978 Report

Quoted By:

>>43531908
Bewear's hugs kill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 06:39:12 No.43531996 Report

Quoted By: >>43533227

>>43531946
>>43531963
How else would normal non-gun wielding citizens arm themselves against fucking animals that can spit out flames and beams from the fucking sun? How the hell can kids protect themselves from giant pigeons that can hurl hurricanes or bugs that can paralyze them with spores? Unless you can defend yourself you're fucked. I'm not wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 12:56:02 No.43533227 Report

Quoted By: >>43533462

>>43531946
>>43531996
You guys forget that Pokemon world humans are biologically stronger than Earth's humans (us). People canonically mated with pokemon back in the day, which explains psychics and also why Pokemon are willing to be used by humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 13:01:22 No.43533245 Report

Quoted By:

>>43531552
Team rocket got blasted off in the sky gazzilion times, and they're still alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 13:51:07 No.43533462 Report

Quoted By: >>43533633

>>43533227
I was with you until the fucking, Pokefucker. Do you at least have proof for that degeneracy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 14:24:31 No.43533592 Report

Quoted By:

>>43531747
or taking care or a pokemon's wounds is way easier than taking care of a human's, since pokemon have incredible strength and regeneration abilities.
that's probably why it's free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 14:30:32 No.43533625 Report

Quoted By:

>>43531552
People in the replies are retarded. The attacks are like warning shots. It’s like when a dog snaps at you or a parrot pecks you when you’re annoying them. Just small hits to get the point across. But if you were bothering a dog that didn’t know you and purposefully getting on its nerves, it’ll chase you and bite you hard and relentlessly.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Capture.jpg, 54KiB, 427x869

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 14:34:20 No.43533633 Report

Quoted By: >>43533805 >>43537743

>>43533462
Sinnoh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 15:07:15 No.43533782 Report

Quoted By: >>43533810 >>43533992 >>43534315

>>43531552
Don't get info from ashime. Sad anyone still watches those

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 15:11:10 No.43533805 Report

Quoted By: >>43534156

>>43533633
This would sadly be the norm if Pokemon were real with all the furfags out there.. how pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 15:12:35 No.43533810 Report

Quoted By: >>43533992

>>43533782
So much this. Ashime sucks ass and has since like 3rd season or so. Funny there are cucks over the age of 12 still watching the ashime

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 15:29:23 No.43533903 Report

Quoted By:

>this whole fucking thread
It should be illegal to be this autistic.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1508548207352.jpg, 84KiB, 640x427

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 15:36:06 No.43533941 Report

Quoted By: >>43533992

Aren't humans just a different "type" of pokemon, anyway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 15:44:47 No.43533992 Report

Quoted By:

>>43533941
The people in that pic are the types of people I bet >>43533782 and >>43533810 are referring to. Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 16:08:22 No.43534156 Report

Quoted By:

>>43533805
Not really, if you read properly it says that it was normal LONG ago, implying that it isn't anymore, maybe when humans were cavemen it was "normal"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 16:34:53 No.43534315 Report

Quoted By: >>43535018

>>43533782
The anime gets all information directly from Game Freak. That's the only reason the anime is even able to exist.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1576008667269.png, 209KiB, 508x490

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 18:04:35 No.43535018 Report

Quoted By:

>>43534315

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 18:35:18 No.43535237 Report

Quoted By: >>43535291 >>43535350 >>43535472

What if, like how humans are just another animal irl, humans were just a pokemon in pokemon world.

Imagine going strolling around the beach and stubbing your toe in a human-specific evolution stone and becoming a 2nd stage human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 18:44:42 No.43535291 Report

Quoted By:

>>43535237
>eugenics
>in the Pokemon world
>claims humans are not at the evolutionary stage they should be
That's the deviantart-tier headcannon but I'd play it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 18:54:43 No.43535350 Report

Quoted By: >>43535406

>>43535237
The Pokedex sometimes says that people can become Pokemon. Die the wrong way and you become a Yamask, have too many latent psychic abilities and you risk waking up as a Kadabra. Heck, Bill turns himself into a Clefairy or someshit in the very first game. You could write a half-decent evil team story with that, but don't expect Game Freak to ever be able to do that well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 18:59:26 No.43535406 Report

Quoted By: >>43535463

>>43535350
You can even have the branching evolution lines coming into play.
>Evil Mastermind is the first to reproduce an old-as-fuck evolution ritual unheard of in centuries and turns into the human equivalent of huntail-looking piece of shit instead of a graceful gorebyss because of the opposite of a happiness level.

Shit writes itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 19:05:23 No.43535463 Report

Quoted By:

>>43535406
>defeats Pokemon villain
>can't catch Pokemon
Damn you Game Freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 19:06:25 No.43535472 Report

Quoted By:

>>43535237
It's pretty much stated in DP that humans used to be Pokemon but aren't anymore. They branched off and became their own thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 19:54:18 No.43535793 Report

Quoted By: >>43536441 >>43536485

>>43531552
Pokemon Battles are different than a Pokemon operating at full power. In the anime, and it's been brought up in the games, trainers have been reprimanded for their Pokemon behaving savagely and beastly, not conducting proper battling etiquette or safety.

Granted, Humans are still stronger in the Pokemon World, but we don't often see Pokemon attacking with lethal intent. Why evil organizations don't play dirty is beyond me, especially since we hear/see them actually hurt/kill Pokemon, but it's probably the same way guns exist in the Pokemon World but none of the bad guys use them either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 21:22:16 No.43536441 Report

Quoted By:

>>43535793
Because of the intended audience, sadly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 21:28:57 No.43536485 Report

Quoted By: >>43537035

>>43535793
>but it's probably the same way guns exist in the Pokemon World but none of the bad guys use them either.

They don't. Pokemon fully replace modern weaponry. We saw this in that Generations short where police swarm the Viridian Gym. One of the cops has a gun holster, but all he pulls out of it is a Poke Ball containing a Magnemite.

The only instance of guns was in the early anime, but like a lot of things back then, that was before the rules of the world were fully established.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 22:48:38 No.43537035 Report

Quoted By: >>43537113

>>43536485
What are these 'rules of the world' and where does one find them?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO utopia.png, 71KiB, 633x498

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 23:00:57 No.43537113 Report

Quoted By:

>>43537035
No real world animals
No real world locations
The world is a utopia

That's pretty much it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 23:02:11 No.43537121 Report

Quoted By:

>>43531543
BU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 00:01:08 No.43537528 Report

Quoted By:

>>43531543
I think part of being a Pokemon trainer is also learning to move and protect yourself and your Pokemon in battle.

Even in the game, if you attempt to capture a trainer Pokemon they'll step in and protect them from you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 00:25:17 No.43537743 Report

Quoted By:

>>43533633
>unofficial translation
literal =/ proper monolingual retard

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches