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ITT: Your main bro's origin story

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>playing firered
>find an oddish
>"meh, oddish is kinda boring"
>catch it anyway
>try to name him "weed" because funny
>retard mode kicks in
>wei
>howthefuck.jpg
>"oh well, into the box you go."
>continue playing
>later i become bored of my team
>"i guess i could use this oddish, he has a pretty stupid nickname."
>start using wei
>grind for a bit, he's now a gloom
>beat some more trainers
>wei evolves into vileplume
>wei becomes overpowered
>wei defeats the elite four
>wei defeats the champion
>wei reaches the hall of fame

Wei has been my bro ever since and Vileplume is my favourite pokemon of all time.