Alright /vp/ I've come to make an announcement.

I AM SICK OF FUCKING COOMBRAINS ON THIS BOARD.

As you all know, /vp/ is a blue board. A lot of us come here to discuss a topic we're interested in without the risk of seeing gore or porn shit, because let's be honest, we all eventually get sick and fucking tired of it. This board is for pokemon. This board is for talking about things related to pokemon, our favorite gens, mons, criticizing gamefreak, etc.

What it is NOT meant for is YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING WAIFU SHIT!!!

Do you REALIZE how many threads are dedicated to coomer topics?? All these "Biancas hips are soo wide" and "Who is the best pokegirl" threads. The latter would usually be fine if you weren't posting FUCKING softcore hentai to it! CAN YOU FUCKERS NOT TALK ABOUT SOMETHING WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT SEX?? IS YOUR LIFE DRIVEN BY THE DESIRE TO FEEL TEMPORARY PLEASURE BY A SPURT OF REPRODUCTIVE MATERIAL FROM YOUR PATHETICALLY SMALL COCK?? YESTERDAY I SAW AN IMAGE OF TWO POKEGIRLS BEING RAMMED BY HOUNDOOMS AND YOU COULD SEE THE FOAMY FUCKING SPERM FLOW BETWEEN THEIR LEGS. I DON'T WANNA TO SEE THAT!!! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!

No, we do not want to see your DISGUSTING fart fetishes, or your pathetic attempts to cope with your own obesity with fat fetish art, JUST LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU LAZY FUCK. STOP PUSHING YOUR UNHEALTHY HABITS ON FICTIONAL CHARACTERS JUST TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER YOU GODDAMN DEGENERATES.

Just let us talk about Pokemon without pushing your gross sexualization of everything under the sun just because your pathetic existence has nothing else to offer. WE DON'T WANNA SEE IT.

So to all horny degenerates on this board...
COOMBRAINS
GET!
OUT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!