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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 02:06:37 No.43546996 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>43547003 >>43547007 >>43547065 >>43547071

Alola is the worst region filled with god worshipping nut jobs.
You HAVE to be a Kahuna, no questions asked, and you stay that way until you die. Had other dreams? Too bad. This is your life now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 02:07:52 No.43547003 Report

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>>43546996
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 02:08:45 No.43547007 Report

Quoted By: >>43547018 >>43547024

>>43546996
If a god appointed you as an authority figure, would you say no?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 02:10:00 No.43547018 Report

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>>43547007
I'm too damn lazy for authority

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 02:10:26 No.43547024 Report

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>>43547007
the question you should ask is "CAN you say no"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 02:10:29 No.43547025 Report

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>NPC literally seething because he will never be a tapu's chosen one

hahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 02:17:09 No.43547065 Report

Quoted By: >>43547085 >>43547137

>>43546996
It’s funny because the deities they worship don’t even give a fuck about them, they care about the island and its Pokémon. Tapu Bulu literally razed a village and a department store, Koko only fought with Hala because it wanted to have a dope fight with the Ultra Beasts, Lele attacks people it doesn’t like, and Fini drugs people with its mist if they come on its territory. The Tapus are fucking assholes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 02:17:40 No.43547071 Report

Quoted By: >>43548625

>>43546996
holy SHIT Nanu is looking rough

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 02:19:29 No.43547085 Report

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>>43547065
>ywn be forced to eat out Tapu Fini's lonely pussy while she fills you with aphrodisiac mist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 02:21:19 No.43547099 Report

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>when you catch the Tapus you are basically liberating Alola

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 02:26:11 No.43547137 Report

Quoted By: >>43549043

>>43547065
bulu did nothing wrong. the shitty normalfag ulaula shitscum of alola encroached on sacred ground. imagine if i stormed your room, unbuckled my pants, dropped them to the ground, squatted down and started shitting all your floor. how would you feel? exactly the same as bulu felt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 02:43:00 No.43547258 Report

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I feel retarded that I just noticed that Hapu's bonnet is Fini patterned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 06:37:24 No.43548625 Report

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>>43547071
Nanu once witnessed a Guzzlord eat someone. I don’t want to meet the man that looks good after that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 08:32:04 No.43549023 Report

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>>43547018
Hi Nanu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 08:42:55 No.43549043 Report

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>>43547137
Your first assumption is thinking you even made it past the door.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 09:22:00 No.43549155 Report

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>until death or are forcibly ejected from their position by their respective guardian deity

So just get expelled

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 10:30:46 No.43549468 Report

Quoted By: >>43549479 >>43550622

Seems pretty mixed
>Hala
Seemingly willingly became a Kahuna and has been one for a long time. Went ballistic when his son ran away from the duty though. Koko seemingly hasn't gone through with any negative repercussions for this though.
>Olivia
Chosen to be a Kahuna early on. Seemingly has no problem with it, but it could contribute to her being too busy to get into a relationship.
>Nanu
Forced into it. Wasn't allowed to retire and be a lazy asshole so that Bulu could keep on being a lazy asshole.
>Hapu
Had to bug Fini until she finally got accepted as a Kahuna. Fini seemed fine without one though.

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Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 10:32:39 No.43549479 Report

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>>43549468
whoops wrong image

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 14:40:23 No.43550606 Report

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>>43549155
What if expelling is just straight up fucking killing you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 14:43:21 No.43550622 Report

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>>43549468
The fact they are fine with it just makes them brain washed ass kissers.
Hala's son was the only man who refused to be used as entertainment.

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