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Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 07:24:09 No.43576877 View View Reply Original Report

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What's the biggest Pokémon you think you could take in an unarmed fight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 07:29:48 No.43576906 Report

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>>43576877
Pic not related for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 07:30:33 No.43576911 Report

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>>43576877
Any waifumon cannot handle the power of human cock.
So Celesteela.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 08:37:00 No.43577181 Report

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>>43576877
anon you underestimate big birds, and this one has 3 heads. They will gut you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 08:39:20 No.43577195 Report

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>>43576877
Kricketot, possible Wurmple

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 08:44:48 No.43577220 Report

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>>43576877
An ostritch can fucking disembowel you with its talons.
Why would you be able to take on an ostrich with two spare heads?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 08:46:38 No.43577229 Report

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>>43576877
none

i'd probably be unable to put down a kricketot or something

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Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 08:48:17 No.43577239 Report

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>>43576877
Dodrio would fucking kill you.
Pic related is mine because if the anime is to go by this thing would die to a cup of water, I'd probably only have to spit on this jobber. It also hits like a wet blanket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 08:53:21 No.43577259 Report

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i wouldnt want to ever take a bird on, or any animal ever, if it meant i would basically be guaranteed to get a broken bone or scars or lose something (such as eyesight or fingers or arm)... or poisoned or injected, shit just one bite can fuck someone up and get them enough pain to not focus on the fight anymore.
yeah i know the anime shows people doing martial arts with pokemon and shit, maybe i can take on caterpie in a fight assuming it doesnt shoot me with an electric web

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 08:55:40 No.43577267 Report

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oh i think i could kill a wild smeargle because as long as i make it sketch something i do that isnt an assault, i could then go on the offensive while the smeargle cant do shit back since it sketched me trying to lick it, which doesnt effect either me or it

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Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 09:02:22 No.43577297 Report

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>>43576877
Give me a knife and the pleasure would be mine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 09:05:18 No.43577305 Report

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Basically-
Can’t fight a ghost type
Can’t fight a fire type
Can’t fight a steel/rock type
because of their physically defensive properties.
Can’t fight a poison type, psychic type, or fighting type because of their offensive capabilities.

A lot of Flying and Ground type pokemon are built like dinosaurs, so that’s something to look out for.

I’d have to pick Dunsparce (which is fucking 4’11 in length) and rush it down by flanking it from its sides and hope that it’s too cumbersome to use its toxic/paralyzing abilities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 09:06:57 No.43577317 Report

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>>43577297
If you can bring weapons, why would you not just use a gun?
You would outclass most pokemon, save for something like Chestnaught. I think its safe to imply OP meant hand to hand combat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 09:10:54 No.43577338 Report

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>>43577297
>can’t stab enough to outspeed the creature’s regenerative properties
>it bombards you with explosives between arm strokes
>blinded by egg shrapnel for life

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Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 09:14:31 No.43577352 Report

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i use my hands to pick up a pebble

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Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 09:25:59 No.43577391 Report

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>>43576877
>When attacking a person, common ostriches deliver slashing kicks with their powerful feet, armed with long claws, with which they can disembowel or kill a person with a single blow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 09:54:25 No.43577512 Report

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>>43576877
Dodrio would easily fuck any anon up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 09:59:21 No.43577535 Report

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If I was a fighting gym master, I’d probably go toe-to-toe with the average fighting type Pokémon, perhaps a Machamp if I’m that good.
Or... I could be one of the few humans with psychic powers, which will do wonders against anything that’s not a dark type, though ghosts will be able to harm me.
If I’m just an average human, then I’d be no different than a Normal physical attacker Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 10:00:50 No.43577542 Report

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>>43577317
Ok I'll use my teeth then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 10:01:06 No.43577546 Report

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>>43577297
chancey can still use eggs as bombs and shoot fire and lightning and actually be psychic, preventing you from ever even toughing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 10:08:27 No.43577579 Report

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>>43577546
We're talking about a wild chancey, the only danger I have fighting her is being replete from all the eggs she throws at me.

That bitch is mine, don't try defending her cucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 10:10:33 No.43577591 Report

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>>43577579
Wild Pokémon have to survive against other dangerous Pokémon that can easily annihilate you.
Sit down, you lanky incel, you’re nowhere near as tough as you think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 10:12:07 No.43577594 Report

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>>43576877
Unironically Sunkern

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 10:15:08 No.43577606 Report

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>>43577591
Chancey's way of survival is being a submissive whore to the whole safari. O wow, she gonna fuck me to death and then give me our child to eat?

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Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 11:43:43 No.43577940 Report

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>>43576877
With one hand behind my back

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Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 12:17:33 No.43578037 Report

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>>43576877
>He underestimates birds

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Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 12:18:49 No.43578042 Report

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>>43576877
you are a dumbass with no sense of reality

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 12:24:04 No.43578062 Report

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>>43576877
I could fuck up a pidgeotto if it came with reach, but even that's pushing it

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