>>43640557Why would I do something like that? That's hypocritical of both my nature as a character, and in my position here on /vp/.
Let me sort things out for you friendo; you see, I am but a humble farmer who tends to his memes. In exchange for this, I plant my seeds and watch them grow into plants, which in turn become their own individuals. Such is the way of the garden of /vp/, you plant seeds, you make big shitposts, and you cause a bit of tussle to create culture and content. It is a very simple way of living.
My forefathers before me, were a bit extreme; both of them needing filters to even be mentioned in their full light. I'm a bit more conservative than they are, however my focus was strictly on creating offspring, whereas their focus was to create a layer of shit so furious that it would call the garden staff to better contain it.
In my own goals, I have succeeded, I have produced many children, and the garden has grown beautifully; some of my children even visit other gardens and have made their place among their fields. As both a character, and as a simple shitposter tending to his board, I am very proud of these accomplishments.
Why would I want to interfere with my children, born of my virile seed by helping someone that is a part of their individual culture, and likewise adds to the board culture? It wouldn't make much sense really.
I suppose a summarized answer would simply be. "No" followed by this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ6DL79sI0E 
