- new game -
*dont go in tall grass without a pokemon*
[gets starter]
*knock em dead kid*
[walks straight down road]
- any pokemon that sees you -
*FUKIN FUCK THIS MOTHERFUKKER!!!!*
[first gym]
*the law requires i give you this medal, but distance myself from children*
[second route]
*oh no it's Team SuccmydikkNiBBA*
[third route]
*you are challenged by rival autism*
[fourth route]
*"really there's nothing new or special in the trivia of this region but allow me to talk about the boxart monsters"*
[fifth route]
*i am not a villan, here's my card*
[sixth route]
gymnastics but the monofag is...
[seventh route]
gymnastics but the monofag is...
[eighth route]
gymnastics but the monofag is...
*round 2: villan boogaloo*
[antagonist appears]
haha! i am overleveled as fuck now you see that the one guy/girl who had a problem with the world and owned a buissness,
was also a evil villan all along hahahah!
[post holocaust dumb shit about resolutions]
*challenged by rival: mega-autism*
*challenged by rival: plot filler*
*challenged by rival: beta male*
*challenged by champion: max revive and restore fag and his/her mega-debut psuedo pokemon*
*you won, professor berates you for not doing your job on finishing HIS FUCKING JOB, while he spends all day "researching"
whe he's drilling your mom*
*no resolutions about your missing father*
*you go home*
*THE END*