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>>43618292
For goodness sake. Now I have to get her stomach pumped.
>>43618321
She told me it was soda.
>>43618350
Oh for god sake. At least she's already getting her stomach pumped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 18:59:08 No.43618897 Report

Quoted By: >>43619005

die petilil

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:06:04 No.43618950 Report

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>>43618321
Carbonated lemonade AKA soda, you stupid motherfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:14:29 No.43619005 Report

Quoted By: >>43619033

>>43618897
Too late. She's already gone. I tried pumping her stomach but it was too full of cum and soda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:17:33 No.43619033 Report

Quoted By: >>43619095

>>43619005
NOOOOOOO
y-you bastards

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:19:32 No.43619051 Report

Quoted By: >>43619095

>petilil is 1'08"
Goddamn, a very nice onahole size.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:21:23 No.43619072 Report

Quoted By: >>43619095

Damn I got here too late I wanted to replace her soda with my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:23:56 No.43619095 Report

Quoted By: >>43619106 >>43619129 >>43619131 >>43619152

>>43619033
I know...
>>43619051
>>43619072
Too late you two. She's dead. Planning her funeral now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:24:41 No.43619106 Report

Quoted By: >>43619150

>>43619095
>she's dead.
That just makes it hotter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:25:30 No.43619119 Report

Quoted By: >>43619138 >>43619142 >>43619146 >>43619147 >>43619157 >>43619193 >>43620058

Alright guys I caught a new petilil. I'm gonna go out and buy her a ribbon just make sure she doesn't like do drugs or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:26:24 No.43619129 Report

Quoted By: >>43619150

>>43619095
I'm going to put my dick on her face and take a pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:26:34 No.43619131 Report

Quoted By: >>43619150

>>43619095
I know a good man who could help, by the name of Herbert West.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:27:35 No.43619138 Report

Quoted By: >>43619149 >>43619150

>>43619119
Can I give her innocent cuddles and headpats for being such a good Petilil?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:28:04 No.43619142 Report

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>>43619119
Yay, make sure she doesn't see the old one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:28:27 No.43619146 Report

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>>43619119
die petilil

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:28:32 No.43619147 Report

Quoted By: >>43619163

>>43619119
Is cock a drug?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:29:00 No.43619149 Report

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>>43619138
breddy sure that's par for petilil

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:29:13 No.43619150 Report

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>>43619106
>>43619129
>>43619131
Stop.
>>43619138
Yes. But be gentle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:29:49 No.43619152 Report

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>>43619095
Good thing I always carry one of these in my pocket.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:30:23 No.43619157 Report

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>>43619119
HERE WE GO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:31:23 No.43619163 Report

Quoted By: >>43619183

>>43619147
According to hentai cock is a drug at least 40% of the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:34:28 No.43619183 Report

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>>43619163
Then I'm giving Petilil drugs sorry Petililbro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:36:26 No.43619193 Report

Quoted By: >>43619240 >>43619244

>>43619119
Pssst, Petilil, take a gift. Don't talk your trainer I gave you this!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:41:34 No.43619240 Report

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>>43619193
!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:42:06 No.43619244 Report

Quoted By: >>43619323

>>43619193
!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:54:05 No.43619323 Report

Quoted By: >>43619342

>>43619244
Can I just give her a hug?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 19:56:15 No.43619342 Report

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>>43619323

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 20:03:43 No.43619405 Report

Quoted By: >>43619894

>Liligant
Yeah, I can definitely cum inside that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 20:56:55 No.43619894 Report

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>>43619405
Why would you like to shower this perfect flowermon with your defective genes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:00:40 No.43619933 Report

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>>43618235
Here's another one. I love you, Petilil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:06:15 No.43619973 Report

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>>43618235
Here is a sun stone and a pokeball

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:15:13 No.43620058 Report

Quoted By: >>43620110

>>43618235
>>43619119
Two Petilils eh. Good thing I've been raising Petilils and Lilligants for years now: This soil is good for your health, this water will help your leaves and plants grow beautifully, and whenever you two are ready these Sun Stones will evolve you.
Now that that's over, lets go have some fun!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:21:41 No.43620110 Report

Quoted By: >>43620182

>>43620058
Fun you say
*whips out dick*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:24:20 No.43620128 Report

Quoted By: >>43620131 >>43620136

I lost track. Does OP now have two Lilligants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:24:43 No.43620131 Report

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>>43620128
The first one died

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:25:09 No.43620136 Report

Quoted By: >>43620149

>>43620128
He has one, but the first is dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:27:01 No.43620149 Report

Quoted By: >>43620180 >>43620294

>>43620136
Didn't they give the dead Petilil a max revive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:30:58 No.43620180 Report

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>>43620149
Yeah. You see why it's confusing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:31:09 No.43620182 Report

Quoted By: >>43620194 >>43620208

>>43620110
Bad Anon! *Sprays you with spray bottle* If you feel like playing with yourself do it in the bathroom. Also, Petilils/Lilligants will rip your dick off with a very sharp Magical Leaf. They never miss their target.
Why don't you go read them a story, do some dancing, play a game or something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:33:07 No.43620194 Report

Quoted By: >>43620246

>>43620182
Sometimes Liligant wants it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:35:25 No.43620208 Report

Quoted By: >>43620246 >>43620250 >>43620255

>>43620182
Just have her use Giga Drain instead, that way he turns into a shriveled up husk and dies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:39:57 No.43620246 Report

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>>43620194
Most Liligants don't want dick from humans. And your also not in their egg group so you are not a suitable mate. You should look into Cacturnes or anything in the "Human-Like" Egg Group, a few of them do happen to like humans as mates.
>>43620208
Not trying to kill him, but Giga Drain would do it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:40:29 No.43620250 Report

Quoted By: >>43620262

>>43620208
>Giga Drain
Yes please

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:41:27 No.43620255 Report

Quoted By: >>43620856

>>43620208

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:41:32 No.43620258 Report

Quoted By: >>43620287

Since you guys are taking care of Petillil can you watch my female Salandit for a sec?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:42:03 No.43620262 Report

Quoted By: >>43620301

>>43620250
Anon stop, you'll die if that happens

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:45:11 No.43620287 Report

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>>43620258
We are now looking after two Lilligants and a Salandit. Poison/Fire and Grass. This should be interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:46:17 No.43620294 Report

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>>43620149
Max revives can't heal the dead. It's time to let go anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:46:48 No.43620301 Report

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>>43620262
There's no better way to go

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:49:32 No.43620331 Report

Quoted By: >>43620377

is this where we leave our Pokémon while we run errands? hope you won’t mind watching mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:54:10 No.43620377 Report

Quoted By: >>43620405

>>43620331
We are now looking after SCP-096, a Salandit and two Lilligants bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 21:57:08 No.43620405 Report

Quoted By: >>43620551

>>43620377
Anon fucked one of them and died in the process, so now she has to go to Poképrison for life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:08:29 No.43620515 Report

Quoted By: >>43620551 >>43620611

I was going to take my Kirlia's virginity but I just noticed I'm out of condoms. Can you guys please watch her while I run to the store real quick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:11:39 No.43620551 Report

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>>43620405
>>43620515
A undead Lilligant, a prisoner Lilligant, a Salandit, SCP-096, and a Kirlia. It gets better and better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:15:39 No.43620611 Report

Quoted By: >>43620629

>>43620515
I'm gonna fug it RAW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:17:09 No.43620629 Report

Quoted By: >>43620645 >>43620856

>>43620611
WATCH OUT ANON, IT KNOWS DRAINING KISS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:18:12 No.43620645 Report

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>>43620629
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:24:44 No.43620709 Report

Quoted By: >>43620754 >>43620769 >>43620795

What the hell, two of us are dead now? Why is taking care of Pokémon so hard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:26:38 No.43620733 Report

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Smh y'all are pedofiles

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:28:50 No.43620754 Report

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>>43620709
Because people keep trying to fuck them without knowing what they are doing or if the Pokemon wants to have a relationship or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:30:31 No.43620769 Report

Quoted By: >>43620796

>>43620709
It's safe to fuck Pokémon only if you are their trainer and maxed their happiness.
Having intercourse with other people's Pokémon will get your dick cut, smashed, incinerated, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:33:23 No.43620795 Report

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>>43620709
>Implying anon is dead
That "Draining Kiss" and scream of the tormented could have just been an extremely good blow job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:33:29 No.43620796 Report

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>>43620769
That makes sense, I guess that Kirlia won't commit NTR then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:38:35 No.43620856 Report

Quoted By:

>>43620629
see
>>43620255

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:39:49 No.43620869 Report

Quoted By: >>43620888 >>43620926

Hey bros. Should we evolve the Kirlia into Gallade?
And the Salandit into Salazzle? Just for kicks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:41:48 No.43620888 Report

Quoted By: >>43620903

>>43620869
The Kirlia doesn't have a dong, so it can't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:43:26 No.43620903 Report

Quoted By: >>43620917 >>43620922

>>43620888
Anon didn't say it was male or female. He could have been going to the store to get condoms for Kirlia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:45:07 No.43620917 Report

Quoted By: >>43620984

>>43620903
>please watch her
It's female anon, let it go

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:45:47 No.43620922 Report

Quoted By: >>43620949

>>43620903
He said he was going to take Kirlia's virginity tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:46:06 No.43620926 Report

Quoted By: >>43620965

>>43620869
>And the Salandit into Salazzle
Anon no, she might kill the rest of us before the owners get back if we do that!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:48:52 No.43620949 Report

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>>43620922
Butt virginity

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:49:59 No.43620965 Report

Quoted By: >>43620989

>>43620926
Who would win?
SCP-096, Salazzle, Two Lilligants or Gardevoir?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:51:30 No.43620984 Report

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>>43620917
Dang. Fine. Gardevoir it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:51:57 No.43620989 Report

Quoted By: >>43620999

>>43620965
Me. I'm going to fug all of em into incapication, even 096.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2020 22:52:49 No.43620999 Report

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>>43620989
God speed.

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