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Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 18:01:33 No.43627792 View View Reply Original Report

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>That one kid in class who knows a worrying amount about your regional legendary

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 18:44:51 No.43628204 Report

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>>43627792
>that one kid who claims he fucks gardevoirs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 18:48:47 No.43628239 Report

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>>43627792
>That one kid who’s face became brain dead after his Mankey attacked him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 18:50:01 No.43628252 Report

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>>43627792
That one kid who became brain dead after his Mankey attack him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 18:51:45 No.43628267 Report

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>>43627792
>Why, yes I do collect Pokemon like Delphox and Gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 18:54:33 No.43628287 Report

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>that one kid who doodles porn of his female Machoke during class

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 18:56:11 No.43628304 Report

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>itt twitter twords trying to fit in

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Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 18:56:39 No.43628309 Report

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>kid brings a Voltorb to the school

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 18:57:14 No.43628312 Report

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>The kid who's skin is dark and mom looks like a jynx

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:07:48 No.43628386 Report

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>>43627792
>kid who carries around a small round pokemon and claims not to face fuck it in the toilet during lunch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:09:33 No.43628402 Report

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>that one kid that has a full team instead of just one or two pokemon
Who does this bastard think he is, a future champion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:11:06 No.43628410 Report

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>>43627792
>That one kid that only trains eeveelutions

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:42:14 No.43628654 Report

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>>43627792
>girls who date only guys with a Meowth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:44:31 No.43628674 Report

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>>43627792
>That one girl with six machamps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:44:34 No.43628676 Report

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>>43628267
Nothing wrong with Delphox. Braixen is the red flag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:46:44 No.43628693 Report

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>that girl with Arcanine, Houndoom, Stoutland, Furfrou, Lycanroc, and Boltund

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:48:30 No.43628716 Report

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>>43628693
>Why do you buy peanut butter jars every day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:49:29 No.43628728 Report

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>>43627792
>that man with the driftloon who knows what time classes end and hangs outside your primary school asking who wants to battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:51:01 No.43628743 Report

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>that kid who swung his arms while walking through the halls and went WOMPWOMPWOMP
>that kid who gave his starter an Everstone
>that kid who only ever wanted to battle
>that kid whose only friend was his dumb Kirlia
>that kid whose dad was totally a gym leader, for real brah
>that kid who tried to capture the teacher’s Pokemon
>that kid who was afraid of Ghost types
>that kid who jerked off to Cynthia fakes in class
>that kid who used his Masterball on a Fearow or a Tentacruel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:51:35 No.43628749 Report

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Are there any pokemon that are PHNBR? (Perfect Height, No Bucket Required).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:51:51 No.43628751 Report

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>that bald ugly fat man with Hypno

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:53:23 No.43628764 Report

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>that kid who said when he grew up he would marry his Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:54:01 No.43628769 Report

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>That kid with a Ghost-type with Curse.
>That guy with a pokemon that knows Mind Reader and Future Sight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:55:36 No.43628777 Report

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That one kid who doesn't evolve his Braixen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:55:45 No.43628781 Report

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>that one kid in history class who says N made some fair points and that real pokelism has never been tried

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:56:57 No.43628790 Report

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>>43628777
thats called being based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 20:09:21 No.43628898 Report

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>That unexpectedly-wealthy kid with a Purrloins, a Murkrow, and a Meowth who're never in their balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 20:11:45 No.43628926 Report

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>>43627792
> that one kid who grew up with a ralts and now has a gardevoir, but everybody gives him shit for being a coomer
it was me, lads

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 20:12:47 No.43628936 Report

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>>43628309
> not even fully evolved
> not even electrode, fortress, or golem
what is this, amateur hour?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 20:19:41 No.43629004 Report

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>that kid who gets picked up from school by his Gardevoir and he calls her mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 20:21:59 No.43629028 Report

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>>43629004
Let's be real, all the boys are jealous of him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 20:24:52 No.43629062 Report

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> that one kid who let his gastly play pranks in the girls bathroom
> that one kid who fucked a trubbish for a dare and some money, but nobody ever forgot that he did it and there are rumors of him having an std
> that one creepy fucker whose neighbors pokemon keep going missing
> that one kid who swallowed his spritzee alive, but nobody could prove shit
> that one kid who """accidentally""" dropped his durant farm in school
> that one bitch who shoved a dedenne up her cunt but it got stuck and had to go to the hospital to have the poor dedenne's corpse surgically removed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 20:29:53 No.43629114 Report

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>>43627792
>That kid that got kidnapped by a hypno

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 20:30:18 No.43629121 Report

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>>43627792
>that kid who autistically screeches about Charizard being the best
>that same kid who also has a lucario and Greninja
>the Pokéys with their degenerate Zoroark costumes
>that one kid who dissected the weedles on the playground
>that one black kid who’s dad never came back from the Pokémart but he is convinced is just on his “journey to be a master.”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 20:32:50 No.43629145 Report

Quoted By: >>43631908 >>43632277

> that one kid who said he was born in the forest and raised by an audino
> everyone thinks he's bullshitting for the longest goddamn time, but the moment he finally makes a friend and invites him over, the new friend says that he wasn't bullshitting in the slightest.
> people debate whether new friend is telling the truth or just in on some shitty joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 20:33:52 No.43629153 Report

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> that one kid who INSISTED that he could talk to pokemon
> that one kid who thought he was a psychic type pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 21:34:44 No.43629812 Report

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>>43629062
>> that one kid who """accidentally""" dropped his durant farm in school

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 22:06:00 No.43630124 Report

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>that one mute kid who always wore black and red clothes and would always go into the nearby woods after school

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 23:10:23 No.43630745 Report

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>that one kid who suddenly disappeared one day and a Kadabra showed up claiming to be him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 23:17:59 No.43630810 Report

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>>43630124
Hey man don't bully him, he's cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 23:19:01 No.43630820 Report

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>that kid who went into the tall grass without a Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 23:21:55 No.43630840 Report

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>that kid who rode his bike indoors

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 23:24:55 No.43630862 Report

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>>43628693
I do knot understand this reference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 23:51:44 No.43631094 Report

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>that kid who swore his uncle had a tyranitar
>that kid who thought he was a fighting-type

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 23:52:05 No.43631097 Report

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>that one kid at the pokemon school with white hair that he insists is a hat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 23:52:47 No.43631106 Report

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>that one kid that would bring his Bongecko to school and get high in the bathroom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 23:54:10 No.43631125 Report

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>girl starts throwing pokéballs at you on the first date, yelling she wants to add you to her party, then walks away

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 23:57:42 No.43631159 Report

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>>43628676
Psh no, Braixen is way sexier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 23:57:43 No.43631160 Report

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>>43631125
Anon, what happened?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 23:58:14 No.43631165 Report

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>>43627792
>you ride a ferris wheel with some stranger
>it’s an old fat guy
>when you’re at the top he suddenly shifts closer to your seat
>he moves within an inch of you
>opens his mouth
>and whispers in your ear
>”boy...”
>”you ever had a lover?”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 23:59:57 No.43631178 Report

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>>43631165
ALL POKEMON ARE GETTING INVOLVED IMMEDIATELY. UNOVA IS A CONSTITUTIONAL CARRY REGION

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:00:58 No.43631187 Report

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>that one kid who dreams of being a pokemon breeder
>that one kid who always want ppl to call her a mermaid
>that one kid with an obsession with the army and electricity
>that one kid who like flowers
>that one kid who always pretended to be a ninja
>that one kid who had a weird obsession with dolls and always seemed to know when someone talks behind her back
>that one kid who his obsessed with volcanos and quizzes
>that one kid who dreamed about wanting to be a criminal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:01:10 No.43631189 Report

Quoted By: >>43631213 >>43631746 >>43632595

>>43631178
So I'm not the only who thought Ghetsis was a metaphor for gun0grabbers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:04:32 No.43631213 Report

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>>43631189
What else would he be? I mean, all the signs were there: Idealistic young guy (with the dragon of ideals) whose opponent is a character with the dragon of Truth, being led around by an old man who wants to take pokemon from their trainers via an activist/terrorist video game version of ANTIFA?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:09:35 No.43631254 Report

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>>43628749
JTRHNBR?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:11:57 No.43631275 Report

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>>43628749
I regret looking up this phrase.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:13:06 No.43631280 Report

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>>43631254
I bet the coolness would feel amazing.
You know, regis can have orgasms too. It's called a regigasm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:15:02 No.43631300 Report

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>that one kid who designed the school's computer filing system
>everyone knew about his transformation fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:16:07 No.43631310 Report

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>>43628304
>that kid who complains about Twitter instead of Pokemon battling during recess
It couldn't be me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:18:25 No.43631334 Report

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>that kid that pronounced suicune SEW-WE-COON

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:22:19 No.43631372 Report

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>>43631275
JESUS CHRIST
I just got pleb filtered

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:23:36 No.43631387 Report

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>>43631334
How do (You) pronounce it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:33:41 No.43631472 Report

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>>43631387
swee coon, the same way the anime does

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:41:46 No.43631535 Report

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>>43631387
suy-cun-ey

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:43:34 No.43631546 Report

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>>43628749
you deserve to rot in hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:44:03 No.43631552 Report

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>>43631535
this, it's the closest to the original japanese

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:44:24 No.43631558 Report

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>>43631472
That sounds like the exact fucking same but separating the syllables on different points
Sw still sounds like sew
We still sounds like wee
coon is still fucking coon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:44:36 No.43631559 Report

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>>43628790
the trips of truth dare to disagree

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 00:47:27 No.43631579 Report

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>>43631558
>coon is still fucking coon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:11:06 No.43631746 Report

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>>43631189
>>43631213
Wait, so N was raised by guns and can talk to them? And he's the only one worthy of a mystical electro-gun, that Hilda has to best with a mythic flamethrower?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:17:08 No.43631801 Report

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>>43631746
Pokemons don't kill people, nuh-huh,
I kill people, with pokemons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:21:35 No.43631831 Report

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>>43631746
N is a retarded delusional socialist revolutionary, Ghetsis is mastermind who is only using it as his means to power. Pokemon black and white is a political message on the dangers of leftism and the true tyranny at its foundation

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:27:26 No.43631870 Report

Quoted By: >>43631893

>>43631831
But socialism has nothing to do with either N's or Ghetsis' proclaimed or genuine philosophies. Wait, anon, could it be that you're just virtue signaling? You wouldn't, right? Not on a christian board?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:29:47 No.43631893 Report

Quoted By: >>43631906 >>43631921

>>43631870
yes it is, go read some of N's dialoge and compare it to marxism, his liberation of pokemon is similar to the liberation of the proletariat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:32:22 No.43631906 Report

Quoted By: >>43631969

>>43631893
Give specific examples of Marxist parallels, or you're bullshitting. "Naive young idealist manipulated into revolution by corrupt mastermind" is hardly exclusive to communism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:32:37 No.43631908 Report

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>>43629145
god i wish that were me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:33:22 No.43631919 Report

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>>43628749
What.the.fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:33:49 No.43631921 Report

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>>43631893
Freedom for the pokemon? Clearly N was a libertarian idealist.
What is that anon? I'm just reading whatever I want into the three vague lines of video game dialogue just to make my point? You might be onto something there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:39:51 No.43631957 Report

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>>43630745
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:41:13 No.43631969 Report

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>>43631906
its all about the means of production which in the pokemon world is pokemon, that is what the whole world revolves arround

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:43:02 No.43631980 Report

Quoted By: >>43631994

>>43631969
You're confusing yourself. Are the pokemons the proletariat, or the means of production? They can't be both.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:44:32 No.43631988 Report

Quoted By: >>43631995

>>43631921
hes not a libertarian idealist, professor juniper debates him on how he doesn't understand the volutary relationship that exists between trainer and pokemon and how each should decide how they relate to one another rather than being forced

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:45:53 No.43631994 Report

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>>43631980
why can't they be both, in the pokemon world they basically are

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:46:08 No.43631995 Report

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>>43631988
I know he's not a libertarian idealist, my point is it's retarded to read a specific ideology in his idiotic 8-year-old-worthy life philosophy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:49:11 No.43632010 Report

Quoted By: >>43632019

>>43631994
No, if pokemon are the proletariat, the value they produce is labour-power, not the means of production. Read the Das Kapital manga or at least the wikipedia synopsis before continuing this anon, please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:49:34 No.43632014 Report

Quoted By: >>43632073

>>43631995
> my point is it's retarded to read a specific ideology in his idiotic 8-year-old-worthy life philosophy
I agree, im not trying to say the plot is a direct reflection of real life ideologies, but team plasma are left wing revolutionaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:51:02 No.43632019 Report

Quoted By: >>43632024

>>43632010
>Read the Das Kapital
means of production is land, labour and capital. In the pokemon world there is no capital nobody fucking does anything apart from battle pokemon, there are only pokemon which are then in that regard the means of production

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:52:41 No.43632024 Report

Quoted By: >>43632038

>>43632019
Anon, you're mixing up factors of production and means of production. But keep on reading and you'll be ready for this thread in no time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:55:31 No.43632038 Report

Quoted By: >>43632058

>>43632024
okay, means of production just means capital and land, even still it doesn't discount my point, the liberation of pokemon from humans is similar to the siezing of the means of production for the workers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:56:59 No.43632046 Report

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>those kids with a missing dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:59:39 No.43632058 Report

Quoted By: >>43632082

>>43632038
No matter how you cut it, that interpretation doesn't work.
If humans are the workers, you're taking the means of production away from them, not the opposite.
If pokemon are the workers, you're not really messing with the means of production. Doesn't have anything to do with socialism/communism, it's more like a slavery abolitionist movement.
inb4 abolishing slavery is communism

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:00:51 No.43632068 Report

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>>43631334

>that kid that shared creepshots of Suicune's ass he found on the internet and printed out at his weird uncle's house

I'm pretty sure his name was Eusine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:02:30 No.43632073 Report

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>>43632014
They're just vague revolutionaries with random elements from all over. They're monarchists, they're fascists, they're pro-emancipation, just a bunch of random shit that sounded good in the script.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:03:26 No.43632082 Report

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>>43632058
your being too litteral, its about freeing them from wrongly perceived slavery, which is the same between both only to be the ultimate contradiction with all the power being concentrated to ghetsis who actually does abuse his pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:05:13 No.43632096 Report

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>>43632082
Well, that doesn't have anything to do with communism, that's just babby's first statist fascist takeover.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:10:23 No.43632128 Report

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>>43628410
almost always a girl. and you can bet her favorite is Umbreon.

I wonder if Umbreon girls are as bad as Rapidash girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:13:27 No.43632149 Report

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>>43632128

Umbreon girls are worse. All Rapidash girls can take is the horn, there's a reason people talk about taking the knot but don't talk about taking the medial ring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:16:26 No.43632164 Report

Quoted By: >>43632787

>>43631552
no, its not. its su-i-ku-n in Japanese. swee-coon is correct if you are speaking fast, if you enunciate carefully its soo-ee-coon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:22:29 No.43632202 Report

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>that one kid that won't stop talking about how comfortable his shorts are

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:33:05 No.43632277 Report

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>>43629145
Would bang his mom either way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:35:18 No.43632288 Report

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>>43628749
ponyta, Dragonair

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:36:22 No.43632296 Report

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>that kid who majored in Bug types and not something useful like Ground or Fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:37:26 No.43632308 Report

Quoted By: >>43632340

>that kid who never showed up to class after his Riolu evolved

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:42:24 No.43632340 Report

Quoted By: >>43639860

>>43632308
Was it proud of its power?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:42:47 No.43632343 Report

Quoted By: >>43632469 >>43637001

>>43631187
Im surprised nobody realized that those are describing kanto gym leaders

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:58:33 No.43632469 Report

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>>43632343
We realized, it just wasn't very funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:11:08 No.43632549 Report

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>that one quiet kid without a dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:16:09 No.43632571 Report

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>>43628936
>Electrode
>Unstable Explosives that could go off anytime
vs
>Voltorb
>stable explosives that go off when you trigger it with a phone call or timer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:18:16 No.43632583 Report

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>>43629004
>that kid who gets picked up from school by his Gardevoir and he calls him mom
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:19:58 No.43632595 Report

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>>43631189
Finally I found someone else who realizes this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:56:53 No.43632787 Report

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>>43632164
wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:59:10 No.43632801 Report

Quoted By: >>43634738 >>43634751

>that one kid that thinks Ultra Beasts are real

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 07:27:28 No.43633820 Report

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>>43631387
Onions-Coon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 07:53:17 No.43633930 Report

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>That one kid who got kicked to death when he tried to fuck his Lopunny.
>That one kid whose Ditto turned into his older sister in the middle of class
>That one girl who got both her legs crippled after she fucked a Machoke
>That one kid who broke into a gym leader's house and got 3rd degree burns all over his body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 11:46:06 No.43634738 Report

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>>43632801
They are though, I saw a flying one while I was out training with Buzzwole just the other day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 11:52:03 No.43634751 Report

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>>43632801
>that one kid that thinks legendaries are real
>that one kid that thinks mythicals are real
>that one kid that thinks Arceus is real

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 12:20:10 No.43634833 Report

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>that one nerd in geography class who is obsessed with land

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 12:38:58 No.43634890 Report

Quoted By: >>43635248

>>43628749
I hate you so much right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 12:48:22 No.43634931 Report

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>that one kid who changed the signs on the school board

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 13:09:47 No.43635010 Report

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>that kid who got carried off by a Braviary in the middle of the day
>some park rangers recovered his bones from a nest three towns over

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 13:50:34 No.43635158 Report

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>the gym teacher who makes Hilda pitcher in every softball gym

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 13:51:47 No.43635164 Report

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>>43635158
*game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 14:06:56 No.43635248 Report

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>>43628749
>>43631275
>>43631546
>>43631919
>>43634890
What is it? I don't wanna get V& lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 14:08:28 No.43635257 Report

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>>43635248
Just google perfect height no bucket required. It's... safe for work, if that's what you're worried about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 16:51:00 No.43636258 Report

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>>43635248
Nigga youre not going to big boy jail for watching a man stick his hoo haa in horse pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 17:06:00 No.43636381 Report

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>>43630840
Holy fuck dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 18:08:36 No.43636929 Report

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>>43628309
Yeah if you have a pokemon then you're a trainer. Trainer should be going on adventures not to school

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 18:15:24 No.43636975 Report

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>>43627792
>middle eastern kid brings an explosion TM to school

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 18:18:15 No.43636990 Report

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>that kid who naruto ran everywhere with his greninja

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 18:19:28 No.43637001 Report

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>>43632343
Surge was pretty obvious

Cabbege

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Cabbege Thu 21 May 2020 18:19:49 No.43637005 Report

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> that one guy that does the opposite of what he tells

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 18:20:54 No.43637010 Report

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>that kid who laid sticky web and toxic spikes on the floor of the girls locker room

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 18:25:27 No.43637051 Report

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>that kid who Thunder Waved, Confuse Ray'd, Wrapped, Sticky Webbed, Blocked, and Imprisoned all those girls in gym class just so he could use Lick on them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 18:26:35 No.43637058 Report

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>those kids who role play on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 18:31:33 No.43637100 Report

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>that foreign exchange student who brings regional variants

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 18:33:26 No.43637113 Report

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>>43637051
>he ended up dying from struggle damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 18:34:41 No.43637125 Report

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>>43637113
At least he died doing what he loved.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 18:35:40 No.43637134 Report

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>the faggot that unironically has a rotom dex as his best friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 19:19:43 No.43637453 Report

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>>43630840
Literally the only fun one in this thread, filled with repetitive sexual jokes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 19:24:57 No.43637509 Report

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>The kid who gets bullied because he's from johto

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 19:37:14 No.43637615 Report

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>that kid with the weird pokemon that tore the fabric of reality and duplicated rare candies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 19:39:10 No.43637633 Report

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>>43627792
>That one weird kid who won't stop talking about Stantler

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 22:15:51 No.43639106 Report

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>>43627792
>That kid who somehow captured a Tyranitar, that disobeys him for obvious reasons
>he's gone from school for 3 days and nobody knows where he is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 22:48:46 No.43639363 Report

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>>43627792
>the kid who has had a golbat for an abnormally long time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 23:07:13 No.43639546 Report

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>that kid who wont shut up about his fucking rattata

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 23:10:41 No.43639584 Report

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>that one kid who claims his friends are ghosts
You can drop the act Allister, everyone knows you're just a fucking loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 23:15:07 No.43639619 Report

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>That kid from Galar

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 23:15:12 No.43639621 Report

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>>43636975
>Leauge champion invites him to indigo plateau after social media backlash against him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 23:20:52 No.43639667 Report

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>That 10yo kid who claims that he is the actual champion and that he soloed those evil guys who popped up last week and that we should believe him because of some pins he has and because he is the only dude who has 6 pokemon in the entire region.
>I only have a 1st stage bug so I can't shut him up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 23:22:19 No.43639683 Report

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>that perpetually smiling girl who spooks everyone by talking to the ghosts behind them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 23:27:28 No.43639723 Report

Quoted By: >>43639741

>That kid who squeezes past small trees instead of carrying around a Pokemon that knows Cut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 23:29:33 No.43639741 Report

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>>43639723
Thats me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 23:29:35 No.43639742 Report

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>>43628402
Training pokemon is not suppose to be as easy as it is for the protag, protags are just super talented
Your average people can barely handle pokemon and barely level them up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 23:45:41 No.43639860 Report

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>>43632340
She was

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