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>Be me
>My 10th birthday party is about to start
>About to get my pokemon and start the gym challenge
>Dad comes home with a box
>Nearly shit my pants with excitment
>Hands me the box
>Pokeball inside
>Thisisit.jpg
>Send it out
>Its mankey
>Mfw I don't even really like mankey very much
>Tell dad I don't really like mankey too much
>Dad says he spent all the money for my birthday on it
>Ask if we can take it back and exchange it
>Mankey hears goes inside and grabs a rope
>Ties it into a noose
>Gives it to my dad
>Dad hangs himself
>Mfw
Second worst birthday ever