Hello Anon. I want to play a game. Before you I have 5 stat trainers tied to electric chairs. Their pokéballs have been confiscated, and so have yours. You have until the thread archives to assemble them each under the correct category:
>Kill
>Fuck
>Ignore
>Befriend
>Marry
Failure to complete this course will result in their shocking and horrifying deaths. Hurry; the clock is ticking.