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My Dad Is Dr. Gamefreak! He owns Creatures Inc. & Has Gay Love Sex With Masuda Every Tuesday Night! He Gave Me An Exclusive Leak. It's 100% Real I Swear! Pic Related!

He Also Told Me A Bunch Of Secrets About The DLC He Got From Hacking The Game!

>The Full Kanto Region Is In The DLC!
>The Is A New Ball Introduced Called The Waifu Ball. You Can Catch Your Own Pokéslut & Fuck Her Wjile Camping. Slap Her Ass While She Makes Curry!
>Masuda's Personal Phone Number Comes With Every Game. You Can Call Him & He Will Change Anything You Want In The Game! Or You Can Hear Him Making Gay Love Sex To My Dad A British Dude Named James Turner.
>Battle Tower Is Back Guys! It's Fucking Back! For Real!
>All Existing Pokèmon Get New Evolutions! All Of Them! Yes, Even That One!
>The DLC Automatically Completes Your Pokédex In Home! Holy Fucking Shit!
>Ohmori Will Come To Your House Kick You In The Head Until Your Teeth Break & You Forget All The Shit Between Gen 1-8! This Is The Gritty Hard Reboot We've Always Wanted!

VPeeps! I'm So Excited! Don't Tell Anyone I Shared With You All!

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