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>>43706005
>Its nictitating membranes let it pick out foes' weak points so it can precisely blast them with water that shoots from its fingertips at Mach 3.
> 3 speed of sound (Mach) =
3704.4 kilometres per hour
That’s plenty of damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 18:56:17 No.43706076 Report

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>>43706005
Compressed water bullets at mach 3 is some retarded shit, you'd definitely die

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 18:59:11 No.43706102 Report

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>>43706024
Fatass gator gets its brains blown out before it can make a move.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 18:59:14 No.43706103 Report

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>>43706005
What if Inteleon redpilled you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 19:03:13 No.43706127 Report

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>>43706024
That fat piece of shit is gonna get sniped before it starts wobbling around

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 19:05:03 No.43706141 Report

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>>43706024
That fat fucking faggot ass piece of commie shit is gonna get his medulla sniped out before he even has time to scratch his balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 19:06:46 No.43706154 Report

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>>43706127
I literally lol'd imagining it wobbling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 19:08:55 No.43706166 Report

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>>43706127
>>43706154
imagine inteleon shooting water up feraligatr's ass haha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 19:09:41 No.43706174 Report

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>>43706005
Water pressure can pierce through steel if powered up a certain way. I could get a fatal wound and die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 19:11:39 No.43706187 Report

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>>43706103
>I never shower, nor dress well, nor even listen to others instead of being so self-absorbed with myself and tainted world view.
>I also can’t stop insulting women, other men who don’t think like me, and keep ranting about eugenics and how I’m genetically and intellectually superior to every other race on the planet just for being born on Galar, even those kantonian psychics with 10K IQ.

>anyway, let me explain why the deep state in (((unova))) is the real reason why I can’t get laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 19:14:05 No.43706198 Report

Quoted By: >>43706305

>>43706103
Holy shit that bend in the arm looks like tape measure bending lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 19:17:35 No.43706221 Report

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>>43706039
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 19:25:58 No.43706279 Report

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>>43706005
I'd be wet and a little pissed off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 19:29:28 No.43706305 Report

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>>43706198
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 19:30:21 No.43706309 Report

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What if inteleon fingered your asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 20:03:22 No.43706588 Report

Quoted By: >>43706708 >>43707493 >>43708036

>>43706005
It's so gross how he stores water in his hands, sounds more like a medical condition than an actual water storing strategy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 20:14:58 No.43706696 Report

Quoted By: >>43708940

>>43706053
best of the gen 8 starters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 20:16:24 No.43706708 Report

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>>43706588

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 20:18:50 No.43706735 Report

Quoted By: >>43706881 >>43706909 >>43707504 >>43707755 >>43710610

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 20:32:33 No.43706881 Report

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>>43706735
I like how Inteleon looks at the audience as it swoops in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 20:35:28 No.43706909 Report

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>>43706735
It's weird that you can post stuff like this and still be allowed to keep animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 20:40:03 No.43706945 Report

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>>43706909
I despise vore and other equally weird fetishes myself, but you’re being fallacious.
A woman could be into abusive and degrading roleplay, but that doesn’t mean she wants to be in an abusive relationship. Likewise, a man could be into pegging, but that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s comfortable with an another man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 21:39:12 No.43707493 Report

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>>43706074
>>43706588
Wait is that why the gloves are so big? I thought the water just appears at the tip like Hyper Beam or something else that defies physics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 21:40:40 No.43707504 Report

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>>43706735
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. The fucking tongue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 21:59:44 No.43707658 Report

Quoted By: >>43708046

>>43706005
nothing, it’s just water

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 22:11:51 No.43707755 Report

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>>43706735
kek, that tweet didn't help at all just made it look even more awkward.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 22:35:10 No.43707986 Report

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>>43706005
LOOK OUT CHARIZARD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 22:36:26 No.43707998 Report

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>>43706046
>It shoots water.
At Mach 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 22:40:12 No.43708036 Report

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>>43706588
Does it really store water in its hand? I assume it just rapidly condenses all the moisture around it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 22:41:14 No.43708046 Report

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>>43707658
At 3 times the speed of sound.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 May 2020 23:44:49 No.43708644 Report

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>>43707986
What if Inteleon shot every other thread??

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 00:14:03 No.43708932 Report

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>>43706065
Stats aren't canon, dex entries are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 00:15:05 No.43708940 Report

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>>43706696
Lol, no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 01:55:15 No.43709779 Report

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>>43708932
Ah yes, Blastoise is a shellfish and Magcargo is hotter than the sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 02:01:26 No.43709832 Report

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>>43709779
Yes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 03:31:34 No.43710610 Report

Quoted By: >>43710616 >>43710828

>>43706735
>IN DEFENSE OF INTELEON'S DESIGN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 03:32:36 No.43710616 Report

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>>43710610
but who won the argument?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 04:04:07 No.43710828 Report

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>>43710610
Sceptile surprisingly pulls off the suave and serious look better than Inteleon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 04:31:34 No.43711015 Report

Quoted By: >>43711165 >>43712904 >>43712925 >>43712932 >>43713081 >>43713106 >>43714349 >>43716563

Ok so am I the only one who GENUINELY likes Inteleon's design? I don't mean ironically or anything. I actually do like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 04:59:55 No.43711165 Report

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>>43711015
I like it too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 07:07:46 No.43711767 Report

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>>43710828
because Koei Tecmo (and not nu-Team Ninja) is based

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Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 13:16:28 No.43712904 Report

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>>43711015
I would've liked it if its proportions made more sense. As it stands, I can only enjoy it in off-model fanart. It's a shame because Yu-Yu Hakusho is one of my favorite anime so it's not like I didn't try to like the finger gun Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 13:22:52 No.43712925 Report

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>>43711015
Good concept, bad design. Sniper pokemon is a cool idea, it's a shame it manifested as Yu Yu Hakusho wannabe faggot lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 13:26:43 No.43712932 Report

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>>43711015
No, you aren’t the only one, its really just a loud minority here that has a raging hate boner for the Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 14:01:15 No.43713065 Report

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>>43706024
Feraligatr would already have deceases from gunshots (inteleon)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 14:04:37 No.43713081 Report

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>>43711015
I liked it day one. I didn’t get rillaboom for a while and now I really like it too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 14:09:46 No.43713106 Report

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>>43711015
same. watch, in a few years once swsh has settled, and we have ashs intelleon, its gonna be a fan favourite.

the turning point will be once we get inteleon in the anime, and see it in action. it will be so cool, suddenly everyone likes inteleon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 14:10:43 No.43713110 Report

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>>43706005
I would go take a bath

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Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 15:16:41 No.43713433 Report

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Panty status = SOAKED

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 16:32:31 No.43713858 Report

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>>43706708
Wait a sec this gave me some weird flashback what movie is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 17:02:23 No.43714042 Report

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>>43713858
That's Scary Movie 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 17:04:34 No.43714051 Report

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>>43706005
i would break the twink lizard in half over my knee

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 17:06:08 No.43714059 Report

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>>43710828
probably because it has more realistic proportions than intellion.

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Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 17:36:09 No.43714251 Report

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>>43709832

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Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 17:50:52 No.43714349 Report

Quoted By: >>43715652

>>43711015
2D? Yes, works very good
3D? The model it's shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 20:39:29 No.43715652 Report

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>>43714349
Agreed, cartoony proportions look acceptable in cartoony dimensions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 20:52:55 No.43715764 Report

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What if Inteleon shat on you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 22:14:53 No.43716563 Report

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>>43711015
No. Most of Japan loves him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 23:07:16 No.43717003 Report

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>>43706166
Yeah actually I'm imagining lubing you up and fucking your ass you little twink

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 May 2020 23:15:19 No.43717067 Report

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>>43706005
It would be very painful.

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