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DPPt REMAKES

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November 2021
They will be called Shit Diamond and Piss Pearl
The starter Pokémon are completely abandoned and you get to choose between Eevee, Charizard (no, not charmander), and Lucario. Cynthia is revealed to be a tranny who gets most of the spotlight. The Stat Trainers are also overweight furfags, of which Marley is black. Dialga and Palkia are used by Cyrus to literally shit and piss on the Sinnoh Region, and the player protag are forced to fight the creation trio and give all three to Cynthia. Junichi Masuda is a secret final boss and his battle theme has a subliminal message that, when reversed, says “To win the game you must buy the DLC, John Romero”.

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