>>43761480Not every Pokemon packs the psi of a speeding firetruck behind every limb, you know. Even if the trope of tiny or cute things managing to slap someone across a room applies to most, there's no reason to believe it can, or should, apply to them all. Yeah humans can't blast fire out of their mouths or telekinetically crush a car down to the size of a rubik's cube, but physical superiority, or at the very least equivalence, provides the perfect balance to an extraordinary couple like this. You can depend on one another, and benefit equally in displays that could make either party naturally and healthily jealous. Everyone has their tastes, maybe some like them big and strong and others want to see that power mashed down into a size they can straddle. You can still feel like you've "earned" the girl, you've worked for her, that it shows and not that she's merely taking mercy on your pathetic existence because some deity happened to ordain that you wouldn't be born a giant four-legged metal supercomputer or a fluffy, fat-assed fox girl. That isn't a relationship; it's practically indentured servitude. Love can be built on almost any foundation, no matter how shaky or rotted, but that life kind of life? It ain't for me, chief.
