>>43786895Professor Oak, did I ever tell you about Margo? She was some rich guy's bratty daughter who sneaked out of their home to be a Pokémon trainer, a fine piece of jailbait from a more tolerant region than Kanto. She had the tightest Sudowoodo body and the perkiest little Voltorbs in Fula; barely legal in most Pokédexes. Pikachu and I used to double-battle her at the end of every successful gym battle when I was around there, and once in a while we’d even have my entire team run a train over her, part of official Pokémon “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a Pokéball better than anyone in the Pokéschool. She wore a minidress with a garterbelt every day so we told her Pokémon trainers don't wear panties, and since she was constantly getting lifted off the ground you’d get a glimpse of her shiny Cloyster mid fight as some legendary Pokémon who look like a male in a fursona abducted her. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by criminal teams and bullies almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Oak, you have no idea.
And she was a good friend. Pikachu and I miss her a lot!
