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>>43853421
I desire unconditional love because my parents always preferred my older brother over me since he's naturally talented and isn't an evolutionary failure that has trouble communicating with others.

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 06:47:26 No.43853467 Report

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>>43853408
tsareena is the best waifumon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 06:48:48 No.43853471 Report

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>>43853422
Nidoqueen > Everyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 06:50:21 No.43853475 Report

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>>43853471
Nidoqueen unfortunately loses points for being so rotund

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 07:23:51 No.43853595 Report

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>>43853408
She's white.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 07:25:12 No.43853602 Report

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>>43853436
Sorry to hear that anon, but couldn't any Pokemon give you unconditional love? What makes Gardevoir special?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 07:29:48 No.43853625 Report

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>>43853602
Not him, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the fact the pokedex specifically mentions them being devoted to their trainers. Every other mon has some weird gimmick, Gardevoir's is literally "They will fucking die for you".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 07:33:03 No.43853645 Report

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>>43853625
They can also perfectly read emotions and thoughts, which I imagine is a big plus for someone who struggles to communicate

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 07:33:20 No.43853650 Report

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>>43853625
Yeah, that was my thought too, I just enjoy getting to see what people's thoughts are about their favorite Pokemon
What you said reminds me of pic related though, wish I had more art like it

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 07:51:42 No.43853732 Report

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>>43853408
Why 2012? It's 2002+18, no?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 07:58:10 No.43853757 Report

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>>43853645
That'd be a big plus for anyone really, zero risk of misunderstanding when you tell her that her dress makes her butt look big. You don't have to go through the awkwardness of explaining what you're feeling, she already knows, she always knew, it doesn't need to be said.

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 08:01:33 No.43853772 Report

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>>43853757
Always seemed like a bit of a double-bladed sword, no? Perfect communication of intention, but near 0 privacy for your own thoughts, and no way to safeguard them
Maybe for my own Pokemon I could stomach that, to an extent anyway, but for random passing Gardevoir? No thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 08:06:24 No.43853801 Report

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Gardeshit

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 08:28:33 No.43853885 Report

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>>43853772
I guess in a more realistic way, it'd be fucking terrible to have psychics around.

>Get snickers every time you walk past a Gardevoir
>You can't truly know what they pulled out of your head in that moment.
Truly, that would be hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 08:34:25 No.43853905 Report

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>>43853772
>>43853885
>Encounter wild Gardevoir
>It's too strong for you
>Run away
>It knows you're afraid and starts chasing
>It knows exactly where you're hiding
>Even if you make it out of the woods it knows exactly where you live and what time you go to sleep
>It knows

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 08:40:41 No.43853926 Report

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>>43853905
>It won't come inside for whatever reason
>Even though it could just teleport in
>Everyday. Everyday this fucking Gardevoir stands outside your window and misplaces the tools in your shed
>It's never around when you have to go out, but it's always there when you want to go out
>All it does is wait
>It knows

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 09:04:16 No.43854016 Report

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>>43853408
Kirlia is better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 11:59:43 No.43854710 Report

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>>43854016
gardevoir posters dont like kirlia because she's a loli, which is funny because it is ironic that basic bitch waifu mon attracts normal faggots

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 12:18:30 No.43854785 Report

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>>43854710
In what way is that ironic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 12:29:17 No.43854824 Report

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>>43854016
Based

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 12:30:02 No.43854827 Report

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>>43853885
Garde is an empath passively. But would only use telepathy actively. So they would know how you feel, but not necessarily what you're thinking. As far as communication goes, understanding feeling is probably more important than the actual thoughts themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 12:32:51 No.43854835 Report

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>>43854785
This is your brain on coomer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 12:34:54 No.43854841 Report

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>>43854835
Shitty oomer memes should have been scoured from the fucking site along with anyone who uses them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 13:31:21 No.43855138 Report

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>>43853926
That's... actually pretty scary. Good one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 13:35:18 No.43855163 Report

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>>43853408
>2002+18

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 13:48:27 No.43855256 Report

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>>43853475
L O W T E S T
O
W
T
E
S
T

If anything, she needs to be THICCER.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 13:50:43 No.43855268 Report

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>>43853408
>Gardevoir
>Best waifumon
Only if you are a stupid "replacement gf" pleb. Nidoqueen will always be superior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 14:41:00 No.43855556 Report

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>2012 was 8 years ago

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 14:45:27 No.43855586 Report

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>>43853408
>Gardevoir
>best waifumon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 15:56:02 No.43856092 Report

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>>43853408
Pretty simple:
> Looks somewhat feminine
> absolutely loyal (that Gardevoir in Mystery Dungeon still protected Gengar from Ninetales' Curse, even though she knew he was a terrible person)
> Will protect you by any means necessary
> Can probably read your emotions

This board is full of lonely autists (myself sadly included), and Gardevoir gives them exactly what they want: A feminine being that is devoted to you, no matter your personal shortcomings. And since many struggle with proper communication, the whole "emotion-reading" also comes in handy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 15:59:30 No.43856115 Report

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>>43856092
Koffing and Ekans still defend team sprocket even if they know they are bad guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 16:03:41 No.43856154 Report

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>>43856115
True, loyalty is not a trait exclusive to Gardevoir, but I do think there is a difference between defending the person that feeds you, and being willing to die for a terrible person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 16:05:41 No.43856168 Report

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>>43853408
Strange pic of Wobbuffet you got there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 16:07:07 No.43856180 Report

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>>43856154
The gardevoir didn't die. And the ninetales still cursed the retard that did the bad thing. It is bullshit that they didn't mention what happened to the garde though.

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 18:19:16 No.43857165 Report

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>>43854710
>gardevoir posters dont like kirlia
You couldn't be more wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 18:25:58 No.43857211 Report

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>>43853408
Literally have no idea why Gamefreak made the RS/FRLG sprite the second frame in Emerald. Also have no idea as to why it has such a lazy animation. The animation effect that is applied makes it...jump? That animation effect fails to provide personality to its animation. Not to mention the fact that the second frame only changes up the dress (iirc it swaps between the two sprites every three frames until the animation ends to try and create an illusion of the dress flowing). I wouldn't mind if they chose an animation effect that would show off the dress flowing, but it just looks weird. If anyone hacks Pokemon Emerald, I highly recommend editing Gardevoir's animation to be more dynamic as it deserves one (I changed it up for my hack because I was disappointed).
Tl;dr Gardevoir's animation in Emerald is mediocre

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 18:27:19 No.43857224 Report

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The perfect waifu/husbandomon is your favourite pokemon
do not be disloyal, Anon

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 19:51:36 No.43857878 Report

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>>43853885
>>43853905
>>43853926
Don't be afraid, she only wants to mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 19:52:39 No.43857884 Report

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>>43853436
That’s deep anon.

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 23:22:44 No.43859441 Report

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 02:03:03 No.43860667 Report

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Keep going.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 03:10:01 No.43861181 Report

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>>43853436
It is the opposite for me. I have made my mother proud yet my sister is going to hell and "she was normal".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 04:26:29 No.43861657 Report

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>>43860667
Nah, everyone is banging their 'voirs at this hour of the night

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 04:29:25 No.43861680 Report

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I'll never understand what autists see in it. It looks like a fucking scallion.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 05:46:39 No.43862072 Report

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>>43853408
Bitches broken hearts

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 09:55:41 No.43863180 Report

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>>43861680
The anon above said it. Pokemon are just the fantasy of loyalty and true love. women in this day and age don't have any morals nor decency so it is not worth it to even try and chase one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 12:22:31 No.43863796 Report

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>>43853408
>How does she do it?
She's white.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 12:29:40 No.43863832 Report

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>>43863796
Sorry but I am very rayceest, and I would fuck whoever as long as it met my standards. It is obvious though, that 99% of minnesota wouldn't, though.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 15:23:21 No.43864740 Report

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 22:56:35 No.43868624 Report

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>>43853645
I admit now that gardevoir is a based waifu and husbando

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 22:57:48 No.43868639 Report

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>>43854016
That's pedoshit anon

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 23:35:56 No.43869029 Report

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